Some folks have all the luck ...................................

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/04/22/man-bitten-by-shark-bear-snake-in-less-than-4-years.html

What does he have left to get the Grand Slam?

tiger or lion

Situational Awareness....

He needs to get some.

Bonus points if struck by lightning.

Luck? I'd call that an outdoors schitt magnet.

Only after that will he finally win the lottery.

tranny hooker

Caution needed, of course, but, this man is out LIVING his life, not like a couple marshmallow bellied buddies of mine that lay around on a couch stuck to a pile of honeybun wrappers.

Better than a weed trimmer scar....
"Dang, where's that scar come from?"

I used to hunt with a guy who had similar luck, except his was getting schit on by a variety of birds. Crow, seagull, and magpie I know, and I believe he also got hit by an owl once too.

More likely to be one of those that have the need to touch everything.

Hey, if yer lucky, you'll be there some day. Its only by the grace of God i survived multiple calamities long enough to get here.

Perfect time to take flying lessons 😎

That's right Jag, some chitstick with no scars, no stories, no experience, don't know chit from peanut butter and thinks he's special is as worthless as tits on a boar hog , I'll take a beat up, scared up, shot up dude for a bud any day.

I’ve been snake bit twice, it wasn’t much fun. Just a copperhead, but made me sick as cshit.

Killer bees.



I have too but mine were just were just plain water snakes (non venomous).

That young feller just MAY want to check out desk jobs!

Nnnaaaaahhhhhh! - No fun in that!

ManBearPig....and I'm being super cereal, guys.