PBR is the best way to keep the "beer coons" from wearing your cooler at the lake. Keep em on top of the ice, first few peeks from others in your cooler and they'll leave ya the fugg alone. Nobody wants that sheeit down here. Funny as hell social experiment just to sit back and watch others at big tie-up. That cooler....the word will be out on it like a plague
Trailer park fuggers have standards, I call it Decoy Beer.
keep the good stuff down deep in the box
Public service announcement from the dirty south..,Yee-Yee muddafuggaa
Done for the day...just give em to them jiggaboos swimming at the boat ramp, like you would a batch of carp.