Rocky, little humor - 09/10/18
You may
have heard on the news about a Southern California man who
was put under 72-hour
psychiatric observation when
it
was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds
of ammunition
stored in his home.
The
house
also featured a secret escape tunnel
By
Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds
is considered
"mentally unstable. "
BUT
In
Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy still
living in
Detroit
In
Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun
collector. "
In
Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun
collector. "
In
Utah,
he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but
they'd probably reserve judgment
until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of
stored
food.
In
Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want
to have for a
friend. "
In
Wyoming or Montana, he'd be called "The
neighborhood 'Go-To'
guy. "
In
Idaho,
he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial
candidate. "
In
Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible
bachelor. "
In
North
Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky,
South Carolina, and
Minnesota he would be called "a deer huntin'
buddy. "
In
Hawaii, New York, Illinois, and New Jersey he would be
called a
terrorist
AND
OF
COURSE
In
Texas, he'd just be "Bubba; who's a little short on Ammo."