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"When I do my part."

When wouldn't you?

"Cheek weld"

Jeezus......

"Moment of truth"

Double Jeezus......

most discussions of bullet type, performance, etc when talking about their effect on a 100lb whitetail that could just as easily be killed with a 75 cent walmart round.
Drop in its tracks. Might be 2 miles away from where they were shot but still in its tracks
Most of the time the words "Always" and "Never" are used, when talking about hunting or shooting.... It just shows the inexperience of the person using those words.
I picked up my "Maggie" and dropped him with a 150 gr. "Pill".
sounds kind of absurd when they name the individual deer and "schedule" when he should be ""Harvested""

Cull buck
"stoked"

‘Dink’

IRK
I'm "running" ______________. You're not running, and neither is it.

Anything with the word "Creedmoor" in it.

"Down right there". When it goes down, it will be right there.


There are several more..........
When I conduct a tactical shotgun class I remind the attendees that anyone who uses the term “gauge” (without 12 preceding it) or “shottie” will automatically fail the qualification.
I think the only things that annoy me are the naming of deer around plots (as mentioned) and the guys that do the "triple number" listing which is a phrase coined by Barsness if I'm remembering correctly.
"Send it"
Did you "catch" an elk this weekend???

The word "Catch", and not about fish, usually employed by the non-hunting community!
Sent a pill down the tube and voila, drt...
"THAT"S WHAT I"M TALKING ABOUT BABY!"
Weapon system
Mulie...
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Did you "catch" an elk this weekend???

The word "Catch", and not about fish, usually employed by the non-hunting community!


I asked dad that question when he returned from elk hunting once.
Pyrodex!


In-line!


Removable breech plug!!


🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jokin’ fellas!
“I’m shooting a 7mm.”

People that don’t know the difference between caliber or cartridge.

“Well, I hit him back.”
“So, we’re gonna back out & come back in the morning.”
Referring to a cartridge as a caliber or ammo as a bullet... Ignorant!
Referring to a box of loaded cartridges as a box of shells. Or empty brass as rounds.

Folks whining about the popularity of the 6.5 Creedmoor. Wahhhhh wahhhhh booo hoooooo snival snival...


The 270 Winchester is not gay. 1 in 10" is gay!


I like DRT. It's totally not the same as a critter running off then dropping which is DROT.

I like DINK.

Worth shooting. Bet you pay someone to skin it too.
"Front Shoulder..."


I never figured out where the back shoulder was...
Antelope used to bug me rather than pronghorn but I have let it go.... It has helped.

Birds have bills not beaks. Squid have beaks.

A forkenhorn ain't no 4-point. Lol
often used by News people- Cordite
Not so much recently though.
Originally Posted by Tracks
often used by News people- Cordite
Not so much recently though.



Cordite? Yeah that phrase went out with Very pistol and gelatin explosives! 🤣
Fat doe has always bugged me.

'Harvested' bugs me some too.
Originally Posted by BangPop
"Send it"
caught it
Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
I like DINK.

Wait, what?

I never much cared for his posts.
You missed again dumb ass..............
My 308 shoots flat out to 1,200 yards.

Must be a friggin' laaazzzzer.
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Did you "catch" an elk this weekend???

The word "Catch", and not about fish, usually employed by the non-hunting community!


I asked dad that question when he returned from elk hunting once.




"Chasing" too.

"Bill and Bob are out chasing deer this weekend."

So they have no intent of hunting? Just "chasing"...?
^^^^^this^^^^^^, why not ditto, or I agree. Visitors might not understand the lingo
Muscle memory
Flawless
" That's whats it's all about", Management buck, harvest instead of kill, guys that wear full camo, but have their big behinds sitting in a heated shooting blind on top of a pile of corn.
Leupy - Remmy - Winny

"I put a Leupy on my Winny and shot a Mulie"
Winny, Remmy, Roy. Sounds like Milly baby talk to me.
What gets me is when anyone finds out that I have a deer camp they have the nerve to ask for free hunting. Had a neighbor like that once. Good kid about 28. He would always see me loading my truck or unloading. I even offered to take him out to help me out there but be declined. Come deer season he was knocking on my door saying he was ready to go. The guy never hunted in his life and I probably would have given him the chance if he would've taken initiative to help me with things out there. Ignorance. People have no freaking idea how much hard work and$ goes into maintaining property and such but want to come shoot a deer on your property for free. That gets on my damn nerves more than anything
Originally Posted by DocFoster
Winny, Remmy, Roy. Sounds like Milly baby talk to me.


257 BOB is a stupid lazy persons way of saying 257 Roberts..
The "hit list"
Or, "you caught a deer? I've never had deer meat before, can you give me some meat?"
Pills and tubes. That is someone who doesn't know very much trying to sound like they do.
"Will you let me borrow your mules to pack out my elk,horse rentals are too expensive " .Like it it doens't cost me anything to keep my stock all year long.
Projectiles.
Boolits and "running"
boolits
Bullet heads
"Fire control system" for trigger
Here are some websites tailor made for you guys:

www.wehateidioms.com and www.antijargoncorps.net
What particularly irritates me are the fu_kwits that insist on posting or telling me about how their you-beaut knife lasts forever and can still shave the arse hair from a mouse.


Might sound plausible to those who don't use knives but for those of us that have used them to make a living it just marks that particular lying filth as base stupid.

Same happens where I see some twit posts pictures of a carcase they have butchered and there is not even part of the selvage intact, and there always seems to be crap and intestine contents all over the guts and meat..it has got to the point where I just don't bother reading knife related posts anymore.
Cabin fever a little early this year for some I see:)
Selvage? Uhhhh what?
Originally Posted by byron
Cabin fever a little early this year for some I see:)


It is never too early to bidch.


mike r
Originally Posted by JSTUART
What particularly irritates me are the fu_kwits that insist on posting or telling me about how their you-beaut knife lasts forever and can still shave the arse hair from a mouse.


Might sound plausible to those who don't use knives but for those of us that have used them to make a living it just marks that particular lying filth as base stupid.

Same happens where I see some twit posts pictures of a carcase they have butchered and there is not even part of the selvage intact, and there always seems to be crap and intestine contents all over the guts and meat..it has got to the point where I just don't bother reading knife related posts anymore.


What blade are you running ?
Originally Posted by ingwe
"Front Shoulder..."


I never figured out where the back shoulder was...


I hadn't thought about that one even though I've heard it hundreds of times.

Speed Goat
Song Dog
Smoke Pole
Maggie
As mentioned above "257 Bob" or 257 Roy.
Originally Posted by byron
Cabin fever a little early this year for some I see:)


Yea man......next thing you know someone will start a thread about actors/singers you hate.........oh wait.
Originally Posted by deflave
I think the only things that annoy me are the naming of deer around plots (as mentioned) and the guys that do the "triple number" listing which is a phrase coined by Barsness if I'm remembering correctly.


triple number listing?
This thread is straight outta the latest RLN. Gives it a certain aplomb and panache...
Originally Posted by SCGunNut
Weapon system

This one in particular, grates on me, eg. referring to a 54 cal. "smokepole" as a weapon system...actually smokepole is another.
Originally Posted by Al_Nyhus
Hunting & shooting phrases that irk


Posted: No Hunting or Trespassing
Got it done!
Winnie
Remmy
Shottie

Could go on but my rage kicks in. Better go listen to Christmas music....oh schit! Ya not hunting but if you spell Christmas Xmas theyll never find your body!!!!
Down the pipe,
Calling a 4 point 4x4 a 8 point, or a forked horn a 4 point,
so,,, is a spike a two point?
Originally Posted by 700LH

Calling a 4 point 4x4 a 8 point, or a forked horn a 4 point,
so,,, is a spike a two point?


Dont get pissed at us because youre too phuggin stupid to count
There are a number that have been mentioned.
Ya'll know Roy died....
I dislike bullet by those who do not know what a bullet is; that brings up bullet casings (cup and core came apart?), bullet points, and the round part which must be the casing shape.
I learned antelope, so dislike pronghorn even if it is correct.
There are all the sulfur smells from cordite.
The ranges told can't be all right, first you are hard pressed to even see an elk at 1000 in a tree line, then you have to hold over way more than a foot. And the exact measurments like 527 yards.
Unfortunately I do understand patterning a rifle, never did cure one of it.
Leupy


Brown it's down


Look at them horns


The shootgasm


Get some


Any buck that has a "name"


Any quotes that the distance shot as exactly 200.....300....etc
Originally Posted by DocFoster
Winny, Remmy, Roy. Sounds like Milly baby talk to me.


Add to this list the word "Annie" used instead of Anschutz.

Another phrase that I read and don't understand the derivation is; I shot "bug hole" groups.Bug holes?
harvest
Originally Posted by Sycamore
Originally Posted by deflave
I think the only things that annoy me are the naming of deer around plots (as mentioned) and the guys that do the "triple number" listing which is a phrase coined by Barsness if I'm remembering correctly.


triple number listing?




Me too. I'm comin up blank on that one. Scoring antlers, maybe?
"Needed 400 feet of rope and a winch"
Canadian geese that are not in Canada.

A giant crappie.

Muddygirl.

Calling a revolver a pistol.


I drive a truck, not a semi-truck, the trailers I pull are almost always semi-trailers. My truck is whole. Your pickup is just that, it's a pickup! Truckers that call cars four-wheelers. A canopy is not a topper .

This thread is starting to irk me. Threads that irk me.

Calling any number of dozens of different shrubs, sagebrush.


Splitters. Fine call a Gunnison Sage Grouse a Gunnison but why the fugg do we need to call the other the Greater? Stupid.

A Stellar's jay and a scrub jay are indeed blue but they ain't no damned blue jay!

Sage thrashers are not Western meadow larks. Listen, the meadowlark has one more note at the end of the song!

I gotta take a break.
Originally Posted by pahick
Originally Posted by 700LH

Calling a 4 point 4x4 a 8 point, or a forked horn a 4 point,
so,,, is a spike a two point?


Dont get pissed at us because youre too phuggin stupid to count



makes me think a 12" fish might actually be 24"
Originally Posted by pahick
Originally Posted by 700LH

Calling a 4 point 4x4 a 8 point, or a forked horn a 4 point,
so,,, is a spike a two point?


Dont get pissed at us because youre too phuggin stupid to count


Be interesting to know how the tradition got started with that western vs eastern count system. All I know for sure is that in the south if you can get a ring on it, its a point that WILL be counted! laugh
If you name the distance you shot an animal, you are going to irk either KennyD or 16bore. grin
Off topic but that ain't a porn actress, that's a whore!
boolit

Creed
For that matter, why in hell call the buck "4x4?" That would imply sixteen something. It oughta be called a "4-plus-4," that would make a lot more sense. Which makes me think of...

Scopes:

"for sale, Leupold 3x9x40."

WTH is that?? The scope is a three to nine power, so call that "3-9x" for pete's sake. AND...there are differences between a Vari-X II, and VX-II, and a VX-2. Always have to carefully look at these scope adds in classifieds everywhere.
The scope is a 3-9x40. NOT a 3x9x40.
Nothing irks me.

That's how I roll.
I don't think less of a feller if his text is missspelled, porely punktuated, or doe'st have enough paragraps.

But when they throw out stuff like shotty, pill, & fodder when pertaining to guns & ammo, I begin too judge. And a new one I've noticed lately..... using the word "pew" for gun. Where the fugg did that come from?
"It's a tack driver!"
Who the hell drives tacks by shooting them! Buy a small tack hammer for christ sakes!
Originally Posted by gunzo
using the word "pew" for gun. Where the fugg did that come from?


Can't eet th horns norway

I'm a meat hunter

Groundshrinkage

It had a big ol body

squareheaded doe

Need meet for the baby

Michael waddle

Deer thugs/ turkey thugs

Swampdonkey

Old mulehead

drury brothers says

gotta get th meat outta it
Originally Posted by smokepole
Nothing irks me.

That's how I roll.


Smokepole's another one.....thanks for reminding me. smile
I know a guy that talks about how big his bucks were in class size. To hear him he only shoots “150 class or bigger bucks”. I just want to know how many points it has. He must have better eyesight than me. Dave
Originally Posted by FieldGrade
Originally Posted by smokepole
Nothing irks me.

That's how I roll.


Smokepole's another one.....thanks for reminding me. smile

RRRRRRRRRRRR
Pill

Tube.

Yote

Calling a rifle by ol’ girl.
I was slumming a Kimber Montucky in six and a half Creed wearing a Super Chicken when the mulie buck appeared. I lazered him and sent a Berger his way. It touched down right behind his front shoulder. DRT. Hammer of Thor. Thats how I roll...
..... killed more game than most on here ever seen....
"Monster Buck"
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Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
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Hilarious
I think the term is lazed.... When I'm lazed, I seldom get off the couch.
Put it where tt belongs.
"Catch anything?"
Wife asks every time I come in from hunting. She gets a kick out of it because I have tried to correct her in the past. I gave up. She did again today.


All I had to do was cut and paste, these are the best of the worst...


Originally Posted by stxhunter
harvest


Originally Posted by 5sdad
boolit

Creed



Originally Posted by Al_Nyhus


"Cheek weld"

Jeezus......



Originally Posted by 264mag


Anything with the word "Creedmoor" in it.

"whilst"
Originally Posted by Cretch
"Catch anything?"
Wife asks every time I come in from hunting. She gets a kick out of it because I have tried to correct her in the past. I gave up. She did again today.

In August I took my (lovely imported) wife on a cross-country road trip. In Eastern Montana she asked me if they put all the hay bales out in the fields to dry? laugh
"I didn't know it was loaded."

Not very reassuring.
Hows it shoot?
This just keeps getting better
"speedgoat" for pronghorn. Where the hell did that start? I have been hunting pronghorns for 60 years and never heard that before getting on these forums.

"Annie" for Anschutz, Remmie for Remington, Winnie for.. you get the idea.

"pills" for bullets

"bullets" for rounds of ammunition.

Camo anything.

"tactical" for anything

referring to a firearm as "she".

"Great condition for its age"

"Honest wear"
"Smoked that joker!"
Originally Posted by WestMont
Originally Posted by pahick
Originally Posted by 700LH

Calling a 4 point 4x4 a 8 point, or a forked horn a 4 point,
so,,, is a spike a two point?


Dont get pissed at us because youre too phuggin stupid to count



makes me think a 12" fish might actually be 24"


Just measure to the tail and back up the other side - grin
Originally Posted by smokepole
Nothing irks me.

That's how I roll.


Duck feathers, smoke, duck feathers.
"The bullet starts to rise at 200 yards...."

"Yep, I've shot deer at 600 yards with my 7mm Remington Magnum..."
Originally Posted by ingwe
DRT. Hammer of Thor.



That scratched two off my list. Couple more;

Dead on his feet
Bang-flop
When I do my part
Shot at a lasered XXX yards
Custom handloads (duh)
Shooter buck
Leupy, Bushy, Remmy, Winny, etc.

How many rounds through it? I may not be too bright, but I can't find the round counter on any of my guns..............
Heard a good one the other day for a horse or mule that bucks. "he's ground shy"
Originally Posted by ingwe
I was slumming a Kimber Montucky in six and a half Creed wearing a Super Chicken when the mulie buck appeared. I lazered him and sent a Berger his way. It touched down right behind his front shoulder. DRT. Hammer of Thor. Thats how I roll...


You forgot - at 823.467 yards and wasn't it around the back side of a tree? That 1-7 gives it just the right amount of "English" to turn the corner.

laugh
Originally Posted by 700LH
Down the pipe,
Calling a 4 point 4x4 a 8 point, or a forked horn a 4 point,
so,,, is a spike a two point?


Yes. It is.
Punched my ticket
tag soup!
Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
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AR safety's seem ass-backward to me. When it is across or perpendicular to the bore it should be Safe, parallel or pointing forward should be fire.
Guys complain about the CZ safety, they don't bother me and an AR does. Just doesn't compute right in my brain, Maybe because i am left handed? smile
Originally Posted by saddlesore
Heard a good one the other day for a horse or mule that bucks. "he's ground shy"


ROFL! good one. also has been said they are "light on their feet".
"Smoked'em"!
Originally Posted by 700LH
Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
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AR safety's seem ass-backward to me. When it is across or perpendicular to the bore it should be Safe, parallel or pointing forward should be fire.
Guys complain about the CZ safety, they don't bother me and an AR does. Just doesn't compute right in my brain, Maybe because i am left handed? smile



I dont even understand what you are saying, even though I completely understand what you typed....
Originally Posted by JSTUART
What particularly irritates me are the fu_kwits that insist on posting or telling me about how their you-beaut knife lasts forever and can still shave the arse hair from a mouse.


Might sound plausible to those who don't use knives but for those of us that have used them to make a living it just marks that particular lying filth as base stupid.

Same happens where I see some twit posts pictures of a carcase they have butchered and there is not even part of the selvage intact, and there always seems to be crap and intestine contents all over the guts and meat..it has got to the point where I just don't bother reading knife related posts anymore.



Guess you just called me a fu-kwit then. But that’s how I make my knives...be glad to send you a dull Havalon if it’d make you happy!

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...54-blade-steel-in-my-knives#Post13207293
Originally Posted by liliysdad

I dont even understand what you are saying, even though I completely understand what you typed....

Think of open as fire and closed as on safety. If that doesn't explain, I don't know what to tell ya.




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“Running “
“Pills”
Originally Posted by FieldGrade
Originally Posted by smokepole
Nothing irks me.

That's how I roll.


Smokepole's another one.....thanks for reminding me. smile


Well in that case........smoke this!!
"One hole groups all day long if I do my part".
Anything written by Lee J. Hoots.
"Harvested" bugs me. Why not just say you killed the dang thing? The other is "running".
“No scchitt “!

“Y’all don’t believe me, huh”?

“Swear I had him dead to rights “.

“Found a handful of brown hair but no blood trail “.

“Had to be at least a 12 pointer “.

“A good, solid, representative 8 pointer “.

“I guess I should just quit drinking while hunting “.
Been said but,

Calling a cartridge a caliber.

270 Winchester is a great caliber or 338 win is a great caliber.

They are cartridges.
Bang Flop (used to describe the awesome power of one's 30/30 carbine).

Not sure if this refers to the animal or hunter?
"Brush gun."
"Fudd"
"Gat"
"-gat" as a suffix, as in "wheelgat", "shotgat", "fuddgat", "levergat", "spacegat"
"pew"
"blat"
"boi", as in "long boi", "shooty boi"


These terms seem might seem appropriate for the 5-year-old crowd, but it's actually the 20-to-30-something crowd that seems to adore this kind of baby talk.
"skeg" makes me twitch with fury, every time.
Originally Posted by ingwe
I was slumming a Kimber Montucky in six and a half Creed wearing a Super Chicken when the mulie buck appeared. I lazered him and sent a Berger his way. It touched down right behind his front shoulder. DRT. Hammer of Thor. Thats how I roll...


Hilarious.

And I second whoever mentioned that beef jerky eatin, waffle house lovin, Michael Waddell.
Anytime the words corn feeder or food plot are used to describe someone’s “hunting” area.
"honest hunting wear"
The boys will be going down to the XXXT ranch in Texas and will be putting some "Booners" on the ground. Calling Pronghorns 'Lopes. Calling the tines on antlers "Tangs". "Ground Shrinkage". And idolizing Cameron Haines.
Originally Posted by HilhamHawk
How many rounds through it? I may not be too bright, but I can't find the round counter on any of my guns..............


Actually I reload for all my bolt action center fires (except the 223) and write it down on the box how many times the brass has been reloaded so I can tell you within just a few rounds how many were "down the tube".
Originally Posted by HilhamHawk
How many rounds through it? I may not be too bright, but I can't find the round counter on any of my guns..............

On an old Savage 99 it's on the left side.
Originally Posted by Sauer200
Hows it shoot?



Good , shoots good.


Mike
Boom stick

Inherently accurate cartridge

Match grade


Mike
Mil spec, tacticool, spray and pray, miracle whip.


mike r
Originally Posted by Sauer200
Hows it shoot?

Well, I usually pull this trigger.
"3x9x40"... does this scope peer into other dimensions, or?

Pronouncing Leupold as "Leopold". If you think that's correct go ahead and give the company a call sometime.
Originally Posted by FieldGrade
Originally Posted by HilhamHawk
How many rounds through it? I may not be too bright, but I can't find the round counter on any of my guns..............


Actually I reload for all my bolt action center fires (except the 223) and write it down on the box how many times the brass has been reloaded so I can tell you within just a few rounds how many were "down the tube".


In circumstances like that, it's not hard to know, but that is the exception, rather than the rule. Used guns on the rack in a gun shop have no such provenance.
Remmy, Winny, 'loopy'....creed...that one really irks me..
Here's another one... those stupid hunting slogans plastered on the back of pickup and topper windows.

"If it flies, it dies"...stupid stuff like that. Why not have a decal that says : Gap-toothed Hillbilly Cornfield Commando inside?
Originally Posted by HilhamHawk
Originally Posted by FieldGrade
Originally Posted by HilhamHawk
How many rounds through it? I may not be too bright, but I can't find the round counter on any of my guns..............


Actually I reload for all my bolt action center fires (except the 223) and write it down on the box how many times the brass has been reloaded so I can tell you within just a few rounds how many were "down the tube".


In circumstances like that, it's not hard to know, but that is the exception, rather than the rule. Used guns on the rack in a gun shop have no such provenance.


No doubt about it......and even counting reloads isn't 100% due to split cases and such.


Glass bedding.....as opposed to the correct term Epoxy bedding.
Originally Posted by WestMont
Originally Posted by pahick
Originally Posted by 700LH

Calling a 4 point 4x4 a 8 point, or a forked horn a 4 point,
so,,, is a spike a two point?


Dont get pissed at us because youre too phuggin stupid to count



makes me think a 12" fish might actually be 24"


That's a giant crappie.

Just ask mtnboomer.
What, no one has mentioned my favorite wanna be jargon to hate.

Nothing pushes my meter into the red faster than trying to help a young man learn guns and shooting, and hear him holler "LOCK and LOAD!!!!"

"That'll kill some zombies" is a close second.
Whitetail Death Ray.
How about "twisted" and "projos"
I think you guys need to lighted up Francis.
Backstrap. Where on a cow meat chart is that?
Originally Posted by Whelenman
I think you guys need to lighted up Francis.


He can light up his own damned self.
Originally Posted by Al_Nyhus
Here's another one... those stupid hunting slogans plastered on the back of pickup and topper windows.

"If it flies, it dies"...stupid stuff like that. Why not have a decal that says : Gap-toothed Hillbilly Cornfield Commando inside?



Love it! (Might as well hang a couple of bull testicles from the hitch as well.)
Deer hunt. Coon hunt. That has to be bad grammar.
Originally Posted by Al_Nyhus
Here's another one... those stupid hunting slogans plastered on the back of pickup and topper windows.

"If it flies, it dies"...stupid stuff like that. Why not have a decal that says : Gap-toothed Hillbilly Cornfield Commando inside?



That's the second time I've had to clean coffee off my key board this thread.

laugh
Originally Posted by Bama_Rick
Originally Posted by WestMont
Originally Posted by pahick
Originally Posted by 700LH

Calling a 4 point 4x4 a 8 point, or a forked horn a 4 point,
so,,, is a spike a two point?


Dont get pissed at us because youre too phuggin stupid to count



makes me think a 12" fish might actually be 24"


That's a giant crappie.

Just ask mtnboomer.

Hey, I am liking the new measurement idea! Yah, baby I told you it's..........
Originally Posted by FieldGrade
Whitetail Death Ray.



I damn near posted that one myself!

Thanks! laugh
Originally Posted by wabigoon
Deer hunt. Coon hunt. That has to be bad grammar.



Not in the respect that it's held as an event.

Might not be too PC these days though... wink
Originally Posted by Al_Nyhus
Here's another one... those stupid hunting slogans plastered on the back of pickup and topper windows.

"If it flies, it dies"...stupid stuff like that. Why not have a decal that says : Gap-toothed Hillbilly Cornfield Commando inside?



So....I'll assume you don't care for my old NV licence plates either.

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I've been studying the posts here and have published the book "Words and Phrases Acceptable to the 24hourcampfire Community". Here is a sample:

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This book is also available in a deluxe leather bound edition.

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If you buy the deluxe book you also get "People We Don't Hate Volume I" included free of charge.

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Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
I've been studying the posts here and have published the book "Words and Phrases Acceptable to the 24hourcampfire Community". Here is a sample:

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This book is also available in a deluxe leather bound edition.

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If you buy the deluxe book you also get "People We Don't Hate Volume I" included free of charge.

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Can you by chance autograph them for me. ; ). Dave
Originally Posted by Al_Nyhus


"If it flies, it dies"...


that exact phrase was used by US ground troops in the Ardennes 1944.

US pilots had so many incidences of accidentally straffing their own soldiers, ,that ground troops adopted
the kill or be killed approach by opening up everything they had on anything that flew their way ..they didn't
care what markings the fuselages displayed.

Quad .50cal AA set ups meant they had their own measure of success against their own aircraft.
Actually a 4X4 western count should have a total of ten points, we don't count the eye guards.
Originally Posted by pahick
Originally Posted by 700LH

Calling a 4 point 4x4 a 8 point, or a forked horn a 4 point,
so,,, is a spike a two point?


Dont get pissed at us because youre too phuggin stupid to count



Well ya could be like some around here, just phuggin stupid period
Originally Posted by FieldGrade
Originally Posted by HilhamHawk
How many rounds through it? I may not be too bright, but I can't find the round counter on any of my guns..............


Actually I reload for all my bolt action center fires (except the 223) and write it down on the box how many times the brass has been reloaded so I can tell you within just a few rounds how many were "down the tube".

Some folks buy a gun. Shoot it, never wear it out. Others it gets bad so they dump it and buy another gun

Those of us that have gunsmiths, and replace barrels know exactly how simple it is to keep a round count and WHY.
cabin fever early in the year.

I swear we used to not have such stupid topics, but to each their own.

There are things I don't like, but then I started realizing that worrying about anything other than ourselves wastes our valuable time. Call it what you want, stay out of our way, life will be fine.
Here at the 'Fire there's experts on everything, that includes some individuals...
Originally Posted by Al_Nyhus
Here's another one... those stupid hunting slogans plastered on the back of pickup and topper windows.

"If it flies, it dies"...stupid stuff like that. Why not have a decal that says : Gap-toothed Hillbilly Cornfield Commando inside?



All I know is, if it's brown it's down.

Whack 'em & stack 'em baybee!!
Originally Posted by WestMont
Originally Posted by pahick
Originally Posted by 700LH

Calling a 4 point 4x4 a 8 point, or a forked horn a 4 point,
so,,, is a spike a two point?


Dont get pissed at us because youre too phuggin stupid to count



makes me think a 12" fish might actually be 24"
It is if you measure both sides...
Originally Posted by JimH
Originally Posted by WestMont
Originally Posted by pahick
Originally Posted by 700LH

Calling a 4 point 4x4 a 8 point, or a forked horn a 4 point,
so,,, is a spike a two point?


Dont get pissed at us because youre too phuggin stupid to count



makes me think a 12" fish might actually be 24"
It is if you measure both sides...



Some people would probably prefer to call it a 6".
Originally Posted by rost495
cabin fever early in the year.

I swear we used to not have such stupid topics, but to each their own.

There are things I don't like, but then I started realizing that worrying about anything other than ourselves wastes our valuable time. Call it what you want, stay out of our way, life will be fine.

Your time being so valuable, why post on or even read a thread you think is stupid?
I don't care for a lot of terms that my friends use but to each his own.
One line I always did like "keep your booger picker off the bangswitch."
It sounds funnier that finger off the trigger.
Makes my grandkids remember safty.
Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
I've been studying the posts here and have published the book "Words and Phrases Acceptable to the 24hourcampfire Community". Here is a sample:

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This book is also available in a deluxe leather bound edition.

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If you buy the deluxe book you also get "People We Don't Hate Volume I" included free of charge.

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Now wait just one minute there Jim!

I'd wager a bet 97% of the Fire can agree on "Tally-whacker" being the best descriptive term for a bucks genitals.....
Irk?


"I'm running..."


"twisted"


"all up"
Originally Posted by RiverRider

Scopes:

"for sale, Leupold 3x9x40."

WTH is that?? The scope is a three to nine power, so call that "3-9x" for pete's sake. AND...there are differences between a Vari-X II, and VX-II, and a VX-2. Always have to carefully look at these scope adds in classifieds everywhere.
The scope is a 3-9x40. NOT a 3x9x40.



^ Excellent!
Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
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I've got about 4 more AR's than I need, but if I run across a lower like this, I probably got to have it. It's just sick.
"Sweet Shooter"
Darn near anything that is said to shorten a proper term,
or an attempt to be cool.


And I never have felt the need to shoot lights, or dimes.
"I took a sound shot!" - some Bubba puts his rifle on his hip and cranks one into the woods because "he heard something". Always claims that he hit a deer "but couldn't find it".
Originally Posted by dye7barrel
My 308 shoots flat out to 1,200 yards.

Must be a friggin' laaazzzzer.


But it's a little low at 1300, heard that from a fud at the gun shop counter describing zeroing his 270 pump with 180 gram bullets. crazy
Sub MOA out of the box

Action's a little sticky

Gravely

Safe wear

Winded me

Scrub

Hunted one time and back in the safe / Safe queen

Does it take AR mags?

Hair trigger

Flutted
Had a friend that used to talk about his "old two pipe". And a Talley Wacker used to be a Muskie bait make over in Wisconsin. Good surface lure.
Woofs kilt them all,
"Voted for Tester and I'm a conservative"
7 em em.....she shoot flat to about 4 hunnert, then rises up a bit.
You guys have hit my highlights for sure, but I have to throw another 1000 votes out there for "send it".............All the keyboard sniper/spotter types love it
Those that think “sale” is a verb.
Never understood why people use the term “grouping”
Originally Posted by gonehuntin
"I took a sound shot!" - some Bubba puts his rifle on his hip and cranks one into the woods because "he heard something". Always claims that he hit a deer "but couldn't find it".



Some day I need to tell the story of my old hunting partner. He used to start talking about taking sound shots to those who didn't know him when ever he wanted to thin some of the hunters out of his neck of the woods.
His name was Norman and he had a big red nose to match his brown brandy bottle in his back pocket full of water.
"I shoot a (fill in the blank), because I don't want to track them."
When self-proclaimed "experts" use ballistic/projectile information incorrectly - most common is SD - sectional density (not Standard Deviation which is a term related to statistics and useful for evaluating velocity consistency).

So, the phouck-tard wanna-be expert presumes that SD is the end-all, be-all measurement for determining a given bullets effectiveness on game (as if the dimensional relationships actually determine rigidity of a projectile..... they sorta forgot that rigidity of a projectile is primarily determined by it's materials and construction...duh).

And nearly as bad is when they concoct relationships between terms like BC - ballistic coefficient, SD, and presume those dreamed-up relationships actually have some "real-world" basis in fact....when they obviously do not....

Also, prideful old gits who think they know something, but actually forgot most of what they larned 30 years ago and blend the rest into some strongly-held scientific treatise based on empirically determined physics (resulting in wanton self-reflection.....like right now. ugh).

Airborne!
Anything 270, Texas heart shot, dink, holy'er than tho hypocrites,

This is the funniest post ever.
Originally Posted by Theo Gallus
Anything written by Lee J. Hoots.

That guy is a genius. He figured out that a .270 Win. is adequate for small deer but inadequate for larger deer. He was promoted after that discovery, which saved lots of hunters incalculable grief. Now only hunters who go looking for dinks will carry a .270 Win. Hunters who look for trophy deer will know better.
Originally Posted by robertham1
Never understood why people use the term “grouping”


Well, it's bettrr than "pattern."
Hard to believe any of us talk to each other without resorting to fist fights....

#Grumpy Old Men
Not big on naming deer, there are however, exceptions I believe.

Had a buck around where I hunt we tried to kill for YEARS...eventually started calling him "Old Frosty Nuts"(not sure who came up with that name). Found him(or what we assumed was him) dead in a fence row squirrel hunting, apparently of old age, not a mark on him.

I also find it funny when people say deer are hard to kill, the big, smart ones can be hard to spot. It does not however, take a howitzer with a 20x scope to kill them.
Only virtual fights on the internet.
“What did he score” ?

Who gives a schit!!!! Nice deer, period!
What kind of (scope, rings, sling, ammo, etc.,) are you “running” on that rig.

Not sure where that one slipped into discussions about firearms but it bugs me more than a little bit.
Kinda miss the good old days when a few well placed knuckle bumps would help sort things out. My grand dad was expert at dispensing'em:)
He's not a shooter,
My gun will shoot sub MOA all day
Originally Posted by boliep

This is the funniest post ever.


It's right up there for sure....
Oh...and "Neck shots are best 'cause you either kill em or miss em."
I admit I haven't read all of these comments yet but the term"SEXY" when referring to a firearm bugs the [bleep] outta me.Do guns have boobs? a nice butt? beautiful eyes?
No it might be a good looking gun but sexy it is not:)
There's a few but let me start with 2 yankee phrases that really grate with me........
1. "That's what I am talking about", when the ijot wasn't talking about anything whatsoever.
2. "Have at it". I had to ask for an interpreter when the English language was butchered that much when I first heard it.

For guns&stuff, how about

"Inherently Accurate"
"Bit of a zephyr at play"
"Old betsy"
"Weapon", its a damn huntng rifle and never intended by the user to be otherwise.
"Leupy" how much time did you save writing that and more importantly, how did you utilize that time saving?
"General bitching" about obsolete/discontinued preferences over current rifles eg "Pre-64" and the Marlin disease that cries over safeties and Remington ownership. Enough.
"Repeated BS" eg Creedmore/Creedmoor upset. Ownership is not compulsory. Grow up.
" Efficient cartridge"

Some Good/Underutilized phrases?
1. "Missed it by that, much"
2. "Wanna nuther beer while I'm up?"
3. " That's a damn good fire"
4. " Saw a good buck this morning" and got some pics

Originally Posted by dingo


Glass bedding.....as opposed to the correct term Epoxy bedding.


Now I'm confused as I only bed using Devcon and that gets complicated because I have used both Steel and Aluminium but some can't spell that let alone say it. My redneck neighbor is hilarious even trying to recite the coloquial interpretation.
Originally Posted by AussieGunWriter
Originally Posted by dingo


Glass bedding.....as opposed to the correct term Epoxy bedding.


Now I'm confused as I only bed using Devcon and that gets complicated because I have used both Steel and Aluminium but some can't spell that let alone say it. My redneck neighbor is hilarious even trying to recite the coloquial interpretation.


If i recall correctly....i believe 'glass bedding' was coined because initially, the hardening resin used in fiberglass was used for bedding the receiver in the stock.

Nowadays we have epoxy which functions the same as hardening resin (but works better?).
Are you in Wisconsin? I will help. smile Not to hijack a thread but that takes ALOT of balls or stupidity to expect to hunt for free without at least some sweat equity.




Originally Posted by Beansnbacon33
What gets me is when anyone finds out that I have a deer camp they have the nerve to ask for free hunting. Had a neighbor like that once. Good kid about 28. He would always see me loading my truck or unloading. I even offered to take him out to help me out there but be declined. Come deer season he was knocking on my door saying he was ready to go. The guy never hunted in his life and I probably would have given him the chance if he would've taken initiative to help me with things out there. Ignorance. People have no freaking idea how much hard work and$ goes into maintaining property and such but want to come shoot a deer on your property for free. That gets on my damn nerves more than anything
"Fire in the hole!"

"The range is HOT!!!!!!"

Weepin' Jeezus on the cross........
Can't believe I just read through this entire post. I couldn't stop, too funny. A couple that irk me that haven't been mentioned - Referring to magazine as clip, and chambers as hole or pipe. e.g."Holds 5, 4 in the clip and one in the hole (or pipe)."

"Smoke a pack a day" bumper sticker with cross-hairs over a wolf.

Almost ruined my keyboard with coffee when I saw this. Love it. I'd buy it if I saw it.

Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
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Originally Posted by Al_Nyhus
"Fire in the hole!"

"The range is HOT!!!!!!"

Weepin' Jeezus on the cross........

It was like - 20F and the range was not hot! Live, active, dangerous as heck but still fairly danged cold actually.
Originally Posted by Al_Nyhus
"The range is HOT!!!!!!"


Not wanting to start an argument but what other phrase would one use to indicate the range was active with live fire? It seems using, “the range is hot” and “the range is cold” are pretty universally understood.
Originally Posted by mart
Originally Posted by Al_Nyhus
"The range is HOT!!!!!!"


Not wanting to start an argument but what other phrase would one use to indicate the range was active with live fire? It seems using, “the range is hot” and “the range is cold” are pretty universally understood.

+1
One man's irk is another man's insert blank ........
I can't believe BBD(big Buck Down) hasn't been mentioned
Originally Posted by Al_Nyhus
"Fire in the hole!"

"The range is HOT!!!!!!"

Weepin' Jeezus on the cross........



Those are pretty universal terms.
Range is pew pew!
Originally Posted by Al_Nyhus
"Fire in the hole!"

I keep wanting to reply, "You know they have an ointment for that now."
Originally Posted by mart
Originally Posted by Al_Nyhus
"The range is HOT!!!!!!"


Not wanting to start an argument but what other phrase would one use to indicate the range was active with live fire? It seems using, “the range is hot” and “the range is cold” are pretty universally understood.


Agreed. It's how it's said that rankles.

It's normally bellowed by some 300 lb. SWAT-geared wannabee that couldn't drag a deer 50 yards w/o having a coronary....thinking he's auditioning for the part of a range officer in the next Bob Lee Swagger movie.
Originally Posted by 325Abn
Originally Posted by AussieGunWriter
Originally Posted by dingo


Glass bedding.....as opposed to the correct term Epoxy bedding.


Now I'm confused as I only bed using Devcon and that gets complicated because I have used both Steel and Aluminium but some can't spell that let alone say it. My redneck neighbor is hilarious even trying to recite the coloquial interpretation.


If i recall correctly....i believe 'glass bedding' was coined because initially, the hardening resin used in fiberglass was used for bedding the receiver in the stock.

Nowadays we have epoxy which functions the same as hardening resin (but works better?).



You are wrong about that, the original glass bedding kits sold had a small package of fiberglass in it that you mixed with the epoxy to make the stock stiffer.. that's where the glassbedding started...


Check this out!

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...289465/re-nra-to-the-rescue#Post13289465
Originally Posted by longarm
"3x9x40"... does this scope peer into other dimensions, or?

Pronouncing Leupold as "Leopold". If you think that's correct go ahead and give the company a call sometime.



True- along with Mannlicher, Sako, J.P. Sauer & Sohn, Habicht, and so on.

This whole thread is about how lazy we Americans are with languages.
“10-shot group.” The very mention of it gets some folks all lathered up. 😂😂😂

John
Originally Posted by Marshhawk
Are you in Wisconsin? I will help. smile Not to hijack a thread but that takes ALOT of balls or stupidity to expect to hunt for free without at least some sweat equity.




Originally Posted by Beansnbacon33
What gets me is when anyone finds out that I have a deer camp they have the nerve to ask for free hunting. Had a neighbor like that once. Good kid about 28. He would always see me loading my truck or unloading. I even offered to take him out to help me out there but be declined. Come deer season he was knocking on my door saying he was ready to go. The guy never hunted in his life and I probably would have given him the chance if he would've taken initiative to help me with things out there. Ignorance. People have no freaking idea how much hard work and$ goes into maintaining property and such but want to come shoot a deer on your property for free. That gets on my damn nerves more than anything



What it really takes is a hippy raised Millenial who thinks he is entitled to what others have earned. His leftist parents never taught the little brat the meaning of sweat equity.
Originally Posted by Hubert
Originally Posted by 325Abn
Originally Posted by AussieGunWriter
Originally Posted by dingo


Glass bedding.....as opposed to the correct term Epoxy bedding.


Now I'm confused as I only bed using Devcon and that gets complicated because I have used both Steel and Aluminium but some can't spell that let alone say it. My redneck neighbor is hilarious even trying to recite the coloquial interpretation.


If i recall correctly....i believe 'glass bedding' was coined because initially, the hardening resin used in fiberglass was used for bedding the receiver in the stock.

Nowadays we have epoxy which functions the same as hardening resin (but works better?).



You are wrong about that, the original glass bedding kits sold had a small package of fiberglass in it that you mixed with the epoxy to make the stock stiffer.. that's where the glassbedding started...

Fiberglass resin and hardener....
Man Some of you are uptight.
For sell: Remmy 700 in 257 Roy and Leupy 6.5x20x50 mounted on a picaninny rail. Shinny bore. Shoots flat as a laser and hits like the Hammer of Thor. Guaranteed DRT! Shoots .5 MOA at three hunnert all day if you do your part.

Old70
Taco, montucky, skinners, superchicken, creed,

So they drove a Toyota Tacoma took a kimber Montanan chambered in a 6.5 CM bullet being used scenar with swfa scope mounted on said Montanan
bang flop!!!
Any item that has ey or ie added to the shortened version - such as Leupy, Remmy, Annie. Does it really take that much time to type a couple of extra characters?

And then of course there is the near undecipherable gibberish posted by Big Stick.

drover
Mid-west for anything east of Wyoming!
Fluting makes the barrel stiffer!
Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Mid-west for anything east of Wyoming Casper!


fixed it for you!
Originally Posted by Borchardt
Leupy - Remmy - Winny

"I put a Leupy on my Winny and shot a Mulie"


laugh
I remember back about 30-35 years ago folks coming in the shop and asking if we sold

“Musket-loaders".

I would chortle.
Shoots like a laser
Kills at both ends
If I can see it, I can hit it
Pumpkin balls
Thunder stick
trigger breaks like a glass rod
trigger as sensitive as a gate latch
mushroom bullets
bang stick
Ya'll know Roy died......
Originally Posted by ingwe
"Front Shoulder..."


I never figured out where the back shoulder was...


It the other shoulder.....behind the deer.....on a broadside shot

That's the best sipherun I could do
Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Mid-west for anything east of Wyoming!


Anything the other side of Shoshoni is Back East. laugh
Originally Posted by PSE
Shoots like a laser
Kills at both ends
If I can see it, I can hit it
Pumpkin balls
Thunder stick
trigger breaks like a glass rod
trigger as sensitive as a gate latch
mushroom bullets
bang stick




punkin balls
It took about 10 seconds for “alpha glass” to wear me out.
Originally Posted by viking
Anything 270, Texas heart shot, dink, holy'er than tho hypocrites,


Yep, “Texas heart shot”, just a vile phrase for shooting game through the region of the anus.
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by viking
Anything 270, Texas heart shot, dink, holy'er than tho hypocrites,


Yep, “Texas heart shot”, just a vile phrase for shooting game through the region of the anus.


Actually Texas heart shot is less vile than saying something like....that Texan used a .338-378 Wby for the great shot he made along the fence line at a lazered 60 yards and made a perfect shot hittin’ the sonuvabitch in the ass as the deer ran away from him.....or my buddy out in West Texas shot his deer perfectly, right up the ass hole...

Texas heart shot sounds mo’ betta’
Shoots into one ragged hole. (reading the midway usa reviews)

Hiked way back in. (usually just to run into people)
So your cousin's got a great personality???, uummmmm uh, uh, what time did you say it was?
Originally Posted by tedthorn
Originally Posted by ingwe
"Front Shoulder..."


I never figured out where the back shoulder was...


It the other shoulder.....behind the deer.....on a broadside shot

That's the best sipherun I could do

Good point Ingwe...

I didn't know how to spell sipherun til now!
it tooktwo rounds
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by viking
Anything 270, Texas heart shot, dink, holy'er than tho hypocrites,


Yep, “Texas heart shot”, just a vile phrase for shooting game through the region of the anus.


Actually Texas heart shot is less vile than saying something like....that Texan used a .338-378 Wby for the great shot he made along the fence line at a lazered 60 yards and made a perfect shot hittin’ the sonuvabitch in the ass as the deer ran away from him.....or my buddy out in West Texas shot his deer perfectly, right up the ass hole...

Texas heart shot sounds mo’ betta’


It ain't just Texas. I came across an Idaho heart shot cow while Coyote hunting a few years ago.
I had to put her down with my 17rem...... frown

The right leg had a compound fracture and was folded up under her.

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Originally Posted by Calvin
Shoots into one ragged hole. (reading the midway usa reviews)




That's why I'm always careful to toss a couple flyers on the pile.

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Ooopsie, I lied..........

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"If they don't shoot less than an inch, they go on down the road."

How do they do that?
EPIC everything!!!! Not every moment is EPIC>Should be reserved when some is truly EPIC.Oh wait was that EPIC ????
Did anybody mention "The Hammer of Thor"?
Proud to say I use most of these phrases. Learned them here on the 24hourcampfire!
Thanks
Jim
what does bother me...

...what makes me really sick to my stomach?

... nobody, I mean NOBODY puts ketchup on a hot dog.
TACTICAL & TACTICOOL just makes me want to choke somebody!!

Especially that so called Navy pilot selling sun visors on TV.

and HORNS in reference to ANTLERS.
"I got me a new 22 pistol! Special order! It’s on a .38 frame!!!"
Originally Posted by LeonHitchcox
Did anybody mention "The Hammer of Thor"?



What else ya gonna call 1,300 grains of lead launched by 250 grains of BP?

It's the one in the back..........

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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Originally Posted by LeonHitchcox
Did anybody mention "The Hammer of Thor"?



What else ya gonna call 1,300 grains of lead launched by 250 grains of BP?

It's the one in the back..........

[Linked Image]



Ahhh, The Paris Gun??? Anzio Annie????

🤣
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Originally Posted by LeonHitchcox
Did anybody mention "The Hammer of Thor"?



What else ya gonna call 1,300 grains of lead launched by 250 grains of BP?

It's the one in the back..........

[Linked Image]



You got cool toys, Dan. grin
The word “uber”.....🙄
People who say 'magazine' instead of 'clip' - they think they're smarter than every one else.
"texas heart shot...."
I suppose if you shoot enough times at the same target you will eventually get a big hole.

Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Originally Posted by Calvin
Shoots into one ragged hole. (reading the midway usa reviews)




That's why I'm always careful to toss a couple flyers on the pile.

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Ooopsie, I lied..........

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Let's see here....

"Hornaday"
John "Hollinger"
"boolitts"
"anyhoo"
"Anschultz"
"Leopold"
Originally Posted by 700LH
Originally Posted by liliysdad

I dont even understand what you are saying, even though I completely understand what you typed....

Think of open as fire and closed as on safety. If that doesn't explain, I don't know what to tell ya.

Because then you'd be pulling the safety lever backwards to shoot.
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Originally Posted by Tracks
often used by News people- Cordite
Not so much recently though.



Cordite? Yeah that phrase went out with Very pistol and gelatin explosives! 🤣



Hey... I own 200-300 rounds of old British .303 ball that is loaded with Cordite.

Does not shoot worth a darn.
Originally Posted by P_Weed
People who say 'magazine' instead of 'clip' - they think they're smarter than every one else.

Maybe not smarter, just corrector.
What are you running in your..........???

That sounds stupid to me, but I’m not very bright, and you might be right, but I might have been yesterday, but I was up all night. “ I’m in between jobs.”
Platform and running. As in--"I'm running an AR platform in 3-gun competition. Of course, there's always those that talk about Smith & Westerns, Mossbergers and Thompson Centerfires. Also, those that ask to see a 9-11 pistol (1911). I work in a gunshop.
“Sattalite” and “herd bull”

Go back to camp and read your field & stream again
Originally Posted by hanco
What are you running in your..........???

That sounds stupid to me, but I’m not very bright, and you might be right, but I might have been yesterday, but I was up all night. “ I’m in between jobs.”

Oh no, hope something materializes soon!
Originally Posted by UPhiker
Platform and running. As in--"I'm running an AR platform in 3-gun competition. Of course, there's always those that talk about Smith & Westerns, Mossbergers and Thompson Centerfires. Also, those that ask to see a 9-11 pistol (1911). I work in a gunshop.


"platform" makes me just crazy. Who the hell started that and why did he do it?

I suppose its hard to be tacticool without a platform. crazy
"walmart sucks"
Originally Posted by slumlord
"walmart sucks"



Hell yeah! Just got back!!!!

No eff’ing saddle soap!!!


Wtf????
Originally Posted by UPhiker
Platform and running. As in--"I'm running an AR platform in 3-gun competition. Of course, there's always those that talk about Smith & Westerns, Mossbergers and Thompson Centerfires. Also, those that ask to see a 9-11 pistol (1911). I work in a gunshop.


We were always asked for a "Smith & Westin"!

And M-1 "Guards"!

One happy go lucky homo asked to see a "Dillinger"

And several folks needed new "holister" for their pistols.

But the all time winner was the fellow who needed a,,,,,,,,

"Poly-colt ribbet for a Ruger Super Blackcat!"
Harvested
Forester (handloading equipment)

Not exactly a hunting/shooting term, but it shows up often here: prolly

When I read prolly I imagine a young child not yet able to pronounce probably.
Originally Posted by Rug3
Proud to say I use most of these phrases. Learned them here on the 24hourcampfire!
Thanks
Jim



6 months back all the Kool Kids were using these phrases here on a daily basis.
I’ve started calling my Kimber a “Kimbie” or maybe “Kimby.”
Scope eye

Magnum eyebrow

I wouldn't mind the term, Montucky......

If I knew what the hell it stood for.
Originally Posted by FieldGrade
Originally Posted by ingwe
"Front Shoulder..."


I never figured out where the back shoulder was...


I hadn't thought about that one even though I've heard it hundreds of times.


I borrowed my cousin's 222 back in the mid sixties to kill my first deer with a rifle. I was 15. He told me to hold just behind the deer's 'fore shoulder'. I was tempted to ask him where the 'aft shoulders' were on the deer, but knew better. He was a very serious, no BS type of guy. Today, at age 94, he is still tough as nails, runs a 700+ acre cattle operation with the help of one nephew, and is still just as much a 'no BS' type of guy as ever. Last time I went by there to visit, I saw that same Rem M700 BDL sitting in a gun rack on a 4 wheeler. It was covered with rust, very little blue, and little wood finish left. He was still killing vermin with it. Vermin to him is anything that bothers his cattle operation, including deer, coyotes, dogs, etc.

BTW, I killed a half dozen or so deer with his 222 holding 'just behind the fore shoulder'....
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Originally Posted by LeonHitchcox
Did anybody mention "The Hammer of Thor"?



What else ya gonna call 1,300 grains of lead launched by 250 grains of BP?

It's the one in the back..........

[Linked Image]


Dan, I hope you use the iron loop at the front of the barrel to tie that SOB down onto something solid and heavy before you pull the trigger.....shheeeesh!
"Management Buck" Some people have tried to turn deer hunting into a job.
Originally Posted by Kenneth

I wouldn't mind the term, Montucky......

If I knew what the hell it stood for.

I'm with you on this one. I'm from KY, so is it any Monday in KY?
“Bro!!! That buck/bull is a freekin’ stud!!” Usually spouted off by a flat brim hat wearing dickweed from Utah, Wyoming, or Idaho.
Have to say, Im a bit amused when I hear some guy tell me of his latest AR "build", JFC, I would hazard most have us had way more difficult "builds" putting some of our kids Christmas toys together on Christmas eve?
Originally Posted by JefeMojado
Have to say, Im a bit amused when I hear some guy tell me of his latest AR "build", JFC, I would hazard most have us had way more difficult "builds" putting some of our kids Christmas toys together on Christmas eve?


Now THAT is funny!
"Custom" AR, because Bubba put it together, all by himself, in a spare hour in his garage.............
Gave him a "dirt nap"
Actually I think I like “Kimmie” better for my Kimber.
He's a "toad".
Originally Posted by farmerfish
He's a "toad".

I just saw a toad a couple days ago...

Bigass cane toad!
Originally Posted by Sitka deer
Originally Posted by farmerfish
He's a "toad".

I just saw a toad a couple days ago...

Bigass cane toad!

Did he have a big rack? wink
Originally Posted by farmerfish
Originally Posted by Sitka deer
Originally Posted by farmerfish
He's a "toad".

I just saw a toad a couple days ago...

Bigass cane toad!

Did he have a big rack? wink

It was on Kauai... I saw a LOT of big racks! But none on the toad.
“Been hunting? Catch anything?” Good answer: Yeah, I shot it in the head then I let it go.
# 1 - "shoots one-hole groups all day long".

# 2 - "shoots one-hole groups all day long when I do my part".

drover
Originally Posted by Kenneth
Originally Posted by Rug3
Proud to say I use most of these phrases. Learned them here on the 24hourcampfire!
Thanks
Jim



6 months back all the Kool Kids were using these phrases here on a daily basis.



Not many cool kids on here.
run/running

What kind of scope are you running on that 6.5 fudgepack?
Originally Posted by JefeMojado
Have to say, Im a bit amused when I hear some guy tell me of his latest AR "build", JFC, I would hazard most have us had way more difficult "builds" putting some of our kids Christmas toys together on Christmas eve?


Winner here.
Originally Posted by Hook
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Originally Posted by LeonHitchcox
Did anybody mention "The Hammer of Thor"?



What else ya gonna call 1,300 grains of lead launched by 250 grains of BP?

It's the one in the back..........

[Linked Image]


Dan, I hope you use the iron loop at the front of the barrel to tie that SOB down onto something solid and heavy before you pull the trigger.....shheeeesh!


Naw, that is a locking loop for the false muzzle which was in place for the pic. It doesn't kick that much actually. Weighs over 40#.
Bullet failure
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Originally Posted by Hook
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Originally Posted by LeonHitchcox
Did anybody mention "The Hammer of Thor"?



What else ya gonna call 1,300 grains of lead launched by 250 grains of BP?

It's the one in the back..........

[Linked Image]


Dan, I hope you use the iron loop at the front of the barrel to tie that SOB down onto something solid and heavy before you pull the trigger.....shheeeesh!


Naw, that is a locking loop for the false muzzle which was in place for the pic. It doesn't kick that much actually. Weighs over 40#.
I guess it hits like the Hammer of Thor when you actually beat someone/thing with it...
Originally Posted by Clarkm
Bullet failure


“I called Sierra Bullets, immediately” 😂🤣😎
I knew a gunsmith that pushed his way into Hornady with a "bullet failure". The old man asked him where he got the failed bullet; it came from a dead deer; subject closed.

I do notice the MSM is getting a little bit more savvy on proper names for components, I don't know if that is good or bad
“Knock down power”
“Irk” irks me. I prefer “gives me the redass”
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Originally Posted by Hook
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Originally Posted by LeonHitchcox
Did anybody mention "The Hammer of Thor"?



What else ya gonna call 1,300 grains of lead launched by 250 grains of BP?

It's the one in the back..........

[Linked Image]


Dan, I hope you use the iron loop at the front of the barrel to tie that SOB down onto something solid and heavy before you pull the trigger.....shheeeesh!


Naw, that is a locking loop for the false muzzle which was in place for the pic. It doesn't kick that much actually. Weighs over 40#.


At over forty lbs I would be more inclined to worry about dropping it on my foot.
When someone kills a deer, elk, bear, etc. and they say they "got it done." Mostly have seen that on Facebook.

Another one, instead of "muzzleloader" they use "muzzy." Why? Why not just call it what it is- a muzzleloader?
"Put the saddle on the stove Ma ~ I'm riding the range tonight!"
“I shoot a 300 mag, when it speaks stuff dies ‘’’
"Sky carp" and even worse, "ditch parrot."
Haven’t read every post but “slumming “ as in “I was slumming an 06”.
Boomstick
I used to dislike the word "Nag" until I rented one.
How about po po.
Written description, "nite sites". Puts one slug right on top of another. That 17 shoots flat to 300.
A new one one me this year has been using "pig" to describe a good buck. Never heard that before this year and it sounds silly to me.
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