"Siss boom bah"



What do you hear when you blow up a sheep?

Baaaaaaddd!

Jokes like that reflect badly on ewe.

Ewes not fat, ewes just fluffy

Catcher's, fielder's; triple, home run; Dolly Parton


Name two big mitts, two big hits, and a famous country and western singer

They had a someone filling in on a morning ag report one morning when I was going to school and the fill-in said
"Slauter eee we price droped to .."

I did`nt know you were from Montana!!!

Why do shephards wear robes???




Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.