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Posted By: simonkenton7 I Am Rich! - 04/30/20
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Thank you Mr. Trump!
Look out, liquor store!
Posted By: SBTCO Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20





Welcome to the brave new world.
Posted By: Dess Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20
Might want to cover more of your address. The last 6 digits displayed added with the Marshall NC tag can pinpoint your home. Stay safe. smile Cheers!
Posted By: sse Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20
dudes buyin
Posted By: slumlord Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20
I thought only potheads got the physical checks.

šŸ˜ƒ
Posted By: SockPuppet Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20
What time does the party start?
Posted By: funshooter Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20
I thought President Trump was going to sign them

Must be a Fake.
Good for you
I have not received mine yet
My Girlfriend got hers 2 weeks ago
Posted By: mtnsnake Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20
Some of us are not that lucky.
Posted By: BIGR Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20
Originally Posted by Dess
Might want to cover more of your address. The last 6 digits displayed added with the Marshall NC tag can pinpoint your home. Stay safe. smile Cheers!


He is over there south of the French Broad River, those hippie implants out of Marshall will be up to his house soon to get their cut of his check.
Posted By: szihn Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20
I am working on my 2nd million..................because I missed nearly all of my 1st!
Posted By: dye7barrel Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20
Party time.
Posted By: AcesNeights Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20
I spoke with our CPA and I believe that we made too much to get anything back. Coronavirus and itā€™s financial impacts donā€™t affect us 1%ā€™rs. šŸ˜‚. Iā€™m sure that weā€™re in the 1% bracket of something but it damn sure isnā€™t the upper echelon of wealth. I am most definitely a rich man, just not as far as money goes. šŸ˜‰

Iā€™ve had very good luck and a lot of blessings over the past 20 years in the small business world. Iā€™ve been helping my brother this past year get his general contracting business (focus being more of a ā€œhandymanā€ service) up and running. Heā€™s (weā€™ve) been incredibly successful but itā€™s time to put it on auto pilot and have a couple of good, trustworthy guys do the heavy lifting while we focus on the new business.......wait for it................Pet Cremation. Weā€™ve spoken to a number of people locally, mainly veterinarians and kennels, they all say that the need for respectful and dignified private pet cremation is huge. Iā€™ve had this business idea floating around in the vast emptiness of my brain since 2005 but always had too much going on with my other businesses to really pursue it, plus I needed a partner that I got along with and that I could trust unconditionally, my brother is the perfect candidate. šŸ‘

Since weā€™re starting this new business I anticipate our 2020 taxes being a little more palatable. Capitalizing the business and depreciating the assets will ā€œflatten the curveā€ of tax liability.
Posted By: Esox357 Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20
Havent seen mine as of yet. Checked website and said today....no sign of it?
Posted By: cra1948 Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20
Originally Posted by simonkenton7
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Thank you Mr. Trump!
Look out, liquor store!


You're welcome.
Posted By: ro1459 Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20
Try 39 Logans ridge dr. It took under 2 minutes.
Posted By: fuzzytail Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20
That is only about 30 mins from my mountain house in Bakersville
Posted By: simonkenton7 Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20
Originally Posted by cra1948
Originally Posted by simonkenton7
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Thank you Mr. Trump!
Look out, liquor store!


You're welcome.



I'm welcome? I earned $54,000 last year driving an 18 wheeler over the road. I paid a bunch of income tax. Everyone in the US who is breathing air gets one of these checks. I pay $1585 annually in property tax. I think I have paid my dues. Harvard got $10 million, and they have an endowment of $42 Billion. I don't feel guilty one bit. Harvard should feel guilty but, they don't.

The comment about the liquor store is a joke. I probably won't spend a dollar of it at the liquor store. I put the "free money" in my savings account.
I will say that, I think it is absurd that either Harvard, or me, gets free government money because of Corona. What am I supposed to do, put my check into the wood stove and burn it up? Not many BTUs in a government check.
Harvard got called out on it and they refused to give their money back.

As for my address being easy to look up with the pic of that check, I am impressed that y'all can do it. It is not 39, but it is close.

So what.

Any meth head in my county who is really good with the internet can find my address, or close to it. The money is now in the bank.
Are the meth heads of Madison County now going to look me up, and invade my house at midnight tonight? If so they need to be wearing a vest.
In that spirit, y'all come on down tonight! I have got something for you.
Posted By: WTM45 Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20
Originally Posted by simonkenton7
Everyone in the US who is breathing air gets one of these checks.


Wrong.
Posted By: simonkenton7 Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20
There is another post about a Negro welfare trash who shot the mailman, or mail lady, because she didn't deliver his check. If I got one, and welfare Negros get one, and if Super Rich Harvard University got one, who is it that doesn't get one?
Posted By: slumlord Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20


Instead of being a douche and telling people ā€œoh youā€™re welcome, I made too much, Iā€™ve been paying for ventilators to keep your fat diabetic mother aliveā€

Iā€™ve been telling people that I got one and I donā€™t even work. That really torques their ass.
Posted By: duck911 Re: I Am Rich! - 04/30/20
Originally Posted by simonkenton7
There is another post about a Negro welfare trash who shot the mailman, or mail lady, because she didn't deliver his check. If I got one, and welfare Negros get one, and if Super Rich Harvard University got one, who is it that doesn't get one?


Simon,

Plenty of people got little or nothing because they made too much. There is a graduated scale of who gets what. Not everyone gets $1,200. I got my direct deposit today, it was $122, but way of example.

Not to mention, there is sensitivity about our kids, kids, kids having to pay this chit off.

I get $1,200 helps a lot of hard working folks but the REASON we are getting these checks in the first place isn't anything to celebrate.

So that might be why you got some negative reaction.....
Posted By: SamOlson Re: I Am Rich! - 05/01/20
Originally Posted by slumlord
I thought only potheads got the physical checks.

šŸ˜ƒ




Hahaha!


Nothing showed up here yet....
Posted By: SAcharlie Re: I Am Rich! - 05/01/20
Originally Posted by duck911
Originally Posted by simonkenton7
There is another post about a Negro welfare trash who shot the mailman, or mail lady, because she didn't deliver his check. If I got one, and welfare Negros get one, and if Super Rich Harvard University got one, who is it that doesn't get one?


Simon,

Plenty of people got little or nothing because they made too much. There is a graduated scale of who gets what. Not everyone gets $1,200. I got my direct deposit today, it was $122, but way of example.

Not to mention, there is sensitivity about our kids, kids, kids having to pay this chit off.

I get $1,200 helps a lot of hard working folks but the REASON we are getting these checks in the first place isn't anything to celebrate.

So that might be why you got some negative reaction.....

Don't believe any of that.
The women here have to bitch about everything.
Don't take it personal if you get a GFY.
The women here are constantly scrapping to be QUEEN BITCH.
Posted By: WTM45 Re: I Am Rich! - 05/01/20
Originally Posted by SAcharlie
The women here have to bitch about everything...
The women here are constantly scrapping to be QUEEN BITCH.


Your title is safe. Until your last period bleeds you out.
Posted By: simonkenton7 Re: I Am Rich! - 05/01/20
When I filed my income tax in February, my tax gal asked me if I wanted direct deposit, like everyone else.
I am so stuck in the Stone Age, that I requested paper checks, both for the federal and the state refunds.
This is the reason why I was sent a paper check for the $1200.

As I said I think this free government money is a bunch of crap. The LA Lakers got $5 million. WTF? Five million for an immensely wealthy basketball club, and $10 million for Harvard? A bunch of BS.

I have lit up my expensive Norwegian wood stove about a half hour ago. Nice and warm. But I didn't throw my government check in there.

Trump is good, and God Knows much better than Hillary, but, he does some stupid S*** some times.
Posted By: deerstalker Re: I Am Rich! - 05/01/20
President Donald Trump, not His Royal Majesty Donald Trump. He is just one part of the Government you know.
Posted By: tnscouter Re: I Am Rich! - 05/01/20
simonkenton7: I'm glad you received a check. It is equivalent to 2 weeks unemployment bump people are getting for doing nothing, and you sir are providing an essential service that has helped this country. I appreciate that.

Just a side note: Harvard did not keep any of the money.

2 -tnscouter
Posted By: local_dirt Re: I Am Rich! - 05/01/20
Originally Posted by slumlord


Instead of being a douche and telling people ā€œoh youā€™re welcome, I made too much, Iā€™ve been paying for ventilators to keep your fat diabetic mother aliveā€

Iā€™ve been telling people that I got one and I donā€™t even work. That really torques their ass.




Same here. Electronic deposit yesterday. Social Security next Wednesday. Woohoo!

Only thing I'm missing is an EBT card.
Posted By: EthanEdwards Re: I Am Rich! - 05/01/20
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by slumlord
I thought only potheads got the physical checks.

šŸ˜ƒ




Hahaha!


Nothing showed up here yet....
Mine and the wife's actually showed up in an account. Already long gone paying for a new transmission for the '03 Sierra.
Posted By: EthanEdwards Re: I Am Rich! - 05/01/20
Originally Posted by simonkenton7
When I filed my income tax in February, my tax gal asked me if I wanted direct deposit, like everyone else.
I am so stuck in the Stone Age, that I requested paper checks, both for the federal and the state refunds.
This is the reason why I was sent a paper check for the $1200.

As I said I think this free government money is a bunch of crap. The LA Lakers got $5 million. WTF? Five million for an immensely wealthy basketball club, and $10 million for Harvard? A bunch of BS.

I have lit up my expensive Norwegian wood stove about a half hour ago. Nice and warm. But I didn't throw my government check in there.

Trump is good, and God Knows much better than Hillary, but, he does some stupid S*** some times.
Doood, everybody knows we're getting ass-raped by the rich...don't be a downer. Tell us how much hemp you bought or some such, even if it ain't true. Most of my jr high friends are fooking liars but I still listen and am entertained.
Posted By: tikkanut Re: I Am Rich! - 05/01/20


dammm

you got a paper CK & I haven't even seen an E CK deposit yet..

W T F ??
Posted By: SamOlson Re: I Am Rich! - 05/01/20
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards

Mine and the wife's actually showed up in an account. Already long gone paying for a new transmission for the '03 Sierra.


There is always something!

I was gonna use mine for a 6.0 Ford repair bill but management already mailed in a check for it as well as some other work.


So now I'm gonna get two new front tires for the swather.

16.9-24's.

Hoping to keep them under $1500.

My neighbor is the tire man and he said the last couple months were rough.
Posted By: EthanEdwards Re: I Am Rich! - 05/01/20
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards

Mine and the wife's actually showed up in an account. Already long gone paying for a new transmission for the '03 Sierra.


There is always something!

I was gonna use mine for a 6.0 Ford repair bill but management already mailed in a check for it as well as some other work.


So now I'm gonna get two new front tires for the swather.

16.9-24's.

Hoping to keep them under $1500.

My neighbor is the tire man and he said the last couple months were rough.


Dang!

I lucked out on some tires last summer. Michelin's were shot completely on that same truck. I had a set already mounted and ready to go from a truck I used to have and pulled them off of before I traded it to a dealer on some deal I made. I knew they wouldn't net me a dime more on the truck so...Freaking bolt patterns were slightly different, so I had to spring for $50 or so to get them pulled off one GM set of wheels and put on another. PITA but it beat $1000 or slightly more for a new set of Michelin's. I only run LT's. Don't have any P series tires on anything now.
Posted By: AcesNeights Re: I Am Rich! - 05/01/20
I donā€™t begrudge any hardworking man or woman that money if itā€™s automatically being given. We know thereā€™s plenty of people that will be getting that check that havenā€™t contributed anything positive to the machinations of, or benefit to, our society. I understand the theoretical argument about how many generations will be paying that debt off but we all know fiat currency and the debt it encumbers is nothing more than smoke and mirrors, 1ā€™s and 0ā€™s in the federal computer programs. It comes and goes like rain in the Pacific Northwest. I have a feeling that in the not too distant future the debt this stimulus adds will be offset by the judgment against China and extracted with great prejudice by our President. The Chinese werenā€™t happy about the trade war President Trump was winning on our behalf but I think the severe consequences that they will suffer because of their callous disregard for human lives worldwide will cause a violent reaction from them šŸ‘.......in any case China will pay for everyone of those checks.

Simon, From what I know of you through your posts on here over the years you seem like an intelligent, hardworking, red blooded American. You haul our freight and youā€™ve served your neighbors as a paramedic so by my way of thinking I hope that whatever you use YOUR money on I hope it brings you a small measure of happiness.

You might not spend any on booze but since alcohol is reported to kill CoVid it IS A MEDICATION and as such you shouldnā€™t deny yourself any medication that can potentially benefit you. šŸ˜‰

In any case I wish you health and happiness and many safe miles.
Posted By: JSTUART Re: I Am Rich! - 05/01/20
Originally Posted by simonkenton7
"I Am Rich!"

Thank you Mr. Trump!
Look out, liquor store!



No...reimbursed.



Governments don't produce wealth, they take it.
Posted By: mtnsnake Re: I Am Rich! - 05/01/20
This is not free money. It will come out of your 2020 tax refund when you file in 2021. It is an advance refund.
Posted By: stxhunter Re: I Am Rich! - 05/01/20
Originally Posted by mtnsnake
This is not free money. It will come out of your 2020 tax refund when you file in 2021. It is an advance refund.

no.
Posted By: jacksprat Re: I Am Rich! - 05/01/20
Originally Posted by slumlord
I thought only potheads got the physical checks.

šŸ˜ƒ


Just the ones who live off-grid. The true heroes.
Posted By: VarmintGuy Re: I Am Rich! - 05/01/20
Simonkenton7: I am happy that your ship finally came in!
I have already spent over $900.00 of my "Gub'mint" check. I got mine at least two weeks ago and now I am trying to figger a way to get hold of the VarmintWifes freebie money so's I can buy even more guns!
Resist that urge to imbibe of the demons rum - buy guns and ammo - that is the real American way.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy
Posted By: RMerta Re: I Am Rich! - 05/01/20
Simon
Good for you and enjoy. Thanks for being out there gear jamming. My check has yet to show. I seen on Fox News that there is a link on the IRS website for those who have yet to receive their check. My wife went on there and found they did not have enough information on her or me to send the check. We use an accountant for our taxes every year and have for thirty years. So anyway my wife punched the information in and they said we were approved and would be getting the funds shortly.
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