For your Saturday amusement <or> how does the IDF manage to survive?

http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/20...bottomless-pit-of-israeli-tactical-derp/

Those poor suckers at the end actually paid money to learn that nonsense.

Wow.

TAK is for real.












But seriously, that was an abortion.

That's some funny schit.



Travis

Pause it at 6:28.....I'm pretty sure his "don't use the sights" technique kept him from hitting the target.

When he said to Take A Knee (for a reload at 3 yards) I busted a guy laughing.

I reckon, if I'm ever going to be a fancy pistol fighter, I gotta find me one of those vented Glocks and learn to throw both my elbows up in the air like seizure victim, just before squatting like a sumo wrestler and jerking off about 4 nearly rapid misses, because I wasn't using my sights.

"Fine motor skills".....I'm so tired of hearing about that. SHOOTING is a fine motor activity. If your body shuts down under stress then don't use a pistol.

And while I am nitpicking, it disturbs me that he shoots to slidelock, does a magazine change and for some reason fires one round and simultaneously drops the mag he just put in. What's worse, is that he is content to leave himself with a completely empty pistol.

Watching that joker and listening to his "instruction" makes me want to drink bourbon.

Funny you mention that. I heard him pontificating about elimination of manipulations requiring fine motor skills, and then listened to him tell me that it was better to hook his weak thumb on the rear of the slide to charge his condition 3 pistol, rather than cupping the slide serrations with four fingers.

Now, joking aside, I realize that no one except 'Flave knows all there is to know about fighting with a pistol, and I believe that you should always be able to find some nugget you can use in any training situation.

This guy makes it tough, though.

The lesson to learn is "Watch the guy's youtube videos before you pay him to teach you", lol.

I took a class where we slapped each other kinda like in that video. It was weird but it taught you to keep your eyes open and control your breathing, it was actually slightly useful. But we couldn't do sissy slaps like those guys were. You just had to breathe through it and get hits while guys were pimp slapping you until their hands hurt. Weird, but worth doing once I guess. (That's what she said)

Roger that, ref watching youtube videos first, writing check later.

Also, I too, can testify that a well timed pimp slap can make everything work out alright.

Hah! There's a school of thought (that I tend to agree with) that an open hand slap can be a cops best friend.

It's easy to do, more effective than people realize and doesn't leave bruises or cause real injury. What's the complaint?......I'm such a punk that I'm filing a complaint that the officer SLAPPED me. Nobody will take that seriously. Win for everybody.

Contact Isaac. It sounds to me as if you have been a victim of workplace violence.

Did I just watch a pistol balet?

I made it to one and a half minutes.

That was enough of that sh**

I made it to 3:42 holy crap

Y'all don't cheat yourselves now. Turn it on and turn it up.

That video would make more sense if they dubbed in the "Chicken Dance" music.

CT, you beat me to this observation.

Everything is based on "avoiding fine motor skill" manipulations, then they include a fine motor skill manipulation in slingshotting the slide to charge the pistol. Load of crap here.

Scotty takes it waaaaayyyyy too seriously. 1:24 was enough for me.

I figured it was the real deal cuz the guy demonstrating had camo on...at the range...

LOVE the fine motor skill argument.

Especially when guys tell you to slap the bolt release with the palm of your hand on an AR because it's a "gross motor skill." Well then how in the fugg do you propose I do a mag exchange? With a hammer?

Stupid fuggs.



Travis

More on the effectiveness of the open hand slap:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ICuqcsAz2gs

��tactics like that would have made Moshe Dayan become a Baptist and move to Arizona.

Been thinking about it. I'm positive that this is just a bait tactic to get hadji to come out and try them.

Holy crap.....


I got less than three minutes before I had to shut that dumb crap off.

I just don't know if I have the time, the words, or the patience.

Let's just say... quit dicking around with dance steps and start laying a wall of hate into azzholes.

Have a nice day!

Did you make it far enough to see his live fire demo? If so, did you notice that they kept the results of said demo, "off camera"?

No,

It was just too stupid.

I just don't care for gimmicks.

Draw,
use the frigging sights,
make your first shot your best shot,
and proceed accordingly.

I'll admit it was the equivalent of the show my kid likes to watch where they make fun of people crashing skateboards and bicycles off the roof of their parents house.

thats pretty much it.

It looks like they found a woman's workout video in the bargain bin at Walmart and decided to try it with a pistol on a gun range.

Sounds like you need to work on your gross motor skills.



Travis

I know!!!! It's Tai-Chi for pistoleros

Baltimore freakin' Maryland?!?!

Yeah, that's gonna have a lot of mall ninjas who can't carry at all.

One advantage to the system outlined in the YouTube video is that you can slap yourself and skip needing buddies by simply pulling the trigger when the gun is up against the face gagsta style in position 2. Another benefit I can see to the system is that people who rapidly reholster Glocks using appendix carry increase the likelihood that they will not be able to breed. Of course, the master instructor doubled down and swept his forearm with a loaded gun at 6:02 before endangering his junk.

Read the comments. Hilarious.




Travis

OMG. Just.... omg.

wonder how many guys are going to pull the trigger at the wrong time, and have the back of the slide divot their face?

A lot of guys will, but only once!

Stance appears correct but she needs to get her elbows up to avoid arc!

(Wonder how her 'gross motor skills' function?)

It looks better on her, than it did any of the jagoffs in the original video.

All her skills appear to be fine. VERY FINE.

ok I think I got this


how to win a gunfight the Israeli way


1. Make yourself a bigger target

2. Punch yourself with your weapon before engaging in the gunfight

3. don't use the sights, as you might hit the guy shooting at you

4. for a reload drop to a knee and thank God that the guy shootin at you attended the same class


did I miss anything?

wowza, all I can say is lucky for the IDF they're facing Hadji and not Harve MT folk