Hot cereal just starting to bubble in the pot, my idea of pj's on, hot cereal spits up, it lands in a very sensitive spot on my chest. IT HURTS AND IT BURNS AND IT LEAVES A NASTY LITTLE RED BURN, AND IT HURTS LIKE A BIG BURN, AND NOW I HATE HOT CEREAL !!!!

And how was your morning ?

Grits will do that. Just sayin.

Had you been here, you could have went out and rolled around in the ice and snow. miles

Taped a show about grits, just yesterday. Good eats by Alton Brown. miles

Next time (or now) run screaming outside while tearing the top off and grab a handful of snow and hold it on the burn. After a few minutes of that, put some vanilla on it. Works wonders. Swearing helps also.-Mike

This stuff is so far from tasting like grits....

I did this part, BIGTIME !

I thought you meant.....well.

Godspeed healing!

Does it need a kiss?

Dang Pilgrims! It is always their way!

You thought I meant ?????????

I have kitchen burns sometimes....ummmmmm....

OK now go to your room!

Call me, we'll talk....

OK you two take it to a PM.

Nah, David and I go way back, we're cool....

Miss Lynn, believe it or not, try putting some vanilla extract on the first degree burns. Honest.

Really ? I tried Glaxal Base, and it, well, yeah.

Thanks for the vanilla tip guys....

We keep an Aloe Vera plant on the counter all the time. That juice helps a lot. Then apply Burn Jel and ice.

Hard to offer helpful suggestions without a not-too-close picture of the affected area.

At this point Miss Lynn, I can only wish you rapid healing.

Try as I might to find to find a humorous cartoon of an old lady in a flannel nightgown cut up to the chin, and down to the floor, I'll have to settle for this.

I feel your pain, I've cooked bacon naked

TMI

Bacon doesn't cook well when it's still in clothes.

Well, I thought of that, but I was too embarrassed to say it.

Not all that far off topic, ideas on a First Aid Kit for the kitchen?

We keep a fire extinguisher in ours.

Clever.

I keep aloe plants around the base of a mahogany tree in my front yard just for this type of thing.

Hope it heals up quick, Miss Lynn!

never fry bacon in the nude.

This Kitchen Burns guy, is he related to Ken Burns that made all of those documentaries?

My good friend Frosty would have been more than happy to kiss it and make it feel better but he fell and can't get up.

"Henceforth as per 24HCF directive # 24B-7C-982763 subsection BLOW-ME any future attempts at humor, levity, grabassing or good ol' pat on the back are prohibited."

Guilty. Caught in the act!!!

Frosty's ok. He just needs a phuggin' refill.