Help name my new turkey gun... Here's it's specs I'm working on.

Remington 870
3"
21" VR customized barrel
Tru-Glo Star Brite Fiber Optic bead
Mossy Oak Obsession Dipped
Remington Surshot Stocks
Indian Creek .660 Choke
Nitro H378i straight #7 Hevi Shot

So far I've got;

A customized 12 Ga. Remington 870 3 1/2" : "The Beard Buster"
A customized 12 Ga. Benelli Nova 3 1/2" : "The Rattler"
A customized 20 Ga. Encore 3" : "The Tator Digger"
A customized 10 Ga. BPS : "The Long Tom"
A customized 20 Ga. Youth 870 : "Momma's Thunder"

So now I'm basically out of names and I find it bad luck not to name your turkey gun, same doesn't hold true for deer rifles and me though. LOL

Any ideas?

How about "Tom Terrific" or "Gobbler Getter".
Have fun with name game.

"The New One"

Named my WIN Model 71 in .348 WIN "Thunder" & my WIN Model 70 in .300 WIN MAG "Lightning" cause I liked the idea of taking Thunder and Lightning hunting. Those two guns went on to new owners years ago and I have never named another firearm - names on firearms just don't seem to resonate for me for some reason. You seem to have a good run of names up there already, maybe your kids or grandkids could have fun helping you name it.

PS I saw on the Old Gobbler website that one guy there makes custom decals for sale; some of those guys put their shotguns name right on the barrel.

From what I told my wife, it's one that was sitting in the very back of the safe so I'd best pass on naming it "The New One!"

LOL...

If you happen back over there anytime soon and run up on his handle let me know. I'm a member there too but don't visit as often as I need to.

Rooster Roaster

How about " Way too obsessed to turkey hunting"

OMG I love that!!! We may have a winner!

Noisy cricket

My friend dubbed my rifle "Bob the Nailer", I could share it.

MasterBlaster

The Beard Barber

Caruncle disrupter.

Snood destroyer

Wattle knocker

Feather duster

That I like too!

sex stopper

Works both ways...kills turkeys, or if your wife finds out about your new gun...

Ever read "The Hobbit" by JRR Tolkien. There was a sword in that book called 'Orchrist' it's name ment "The Gobblin Cleaver"