Figured I hit since I hit 60 this year, I should pass this to whatever young guys are on here.

Hey, I just turned 59 and we are not that old! But I do like the fart part no matter how you read it (be it left to right or top to bottom)!

I can easily waste 40 seconds deciding which painkillers would work best for whatever ache and pain I'm suffering from at that moment!

I am not an old fart. Just well seasoned.

Here, pull my finger.

Old age test!!!! Looks more like my yearly hearing test repeating words! Never associated it with age just 65 years of chainsaws and chippers. Maybe I can knock out 2 tests at once😀.

I have Alzheimers