Speak can't coherently...

Deer soon time.

Gone is mind, cannot find.

lol

Dude you are woopin up on them deers!!

And your boy too! That's awesome!

Time to kill deer pass me.

Hope you get big deers. *thumps chest*

Stackin' up the "freezer Pleasers" here...kinda take the edge off....

F'd up I and a spike missed, yesterday.

Shame, feel I.

hope you kill big deer. If not big, then at least tasty

Hairs fly knife dirty shot deer good wait not time yet..

Soon time shot deer.


long week work


plenty dream day.

Sleep not.

Danger bad, run deer, danger bad.

UG!

Me shoot tiny deer with hand held boom stick. small bullets, big thunder and fire.. meat on grill tonight!

ND,
Belt Grain drink. take will edge nerves off.............

How can you get a deer when they make you act ,so ............uh, much like a democract.

Tarded re feel I indeed.

Point good.

Upon November is finally us.

Of year time favorite.

Shoot rib shrapnel soup lung does make.

Oops wound exit, penetrate over, dang.

Neck pipe slippery grab pull, out drag guts.. Slide deer snow better...

Need snow some now.

16 days more wait I have. On ground snow which worse make it.

Bad have it you, oofda.
Tease does snow you.

To you luck good.

ND, I too was just like you but no more! I find that wearing silk bra and panties really helps take my mind off the the up coming hunt and allows me to focus on the tasks at hand these last few days before season.

This tread headache me gives.

Try that I might.

Chit me you wouldn't?

Y wool i use i do instead

hose joe panty namath style?

ND, I would never lead you astray. I garenteee it will help. Now as with all self help programs, a little accountability to others can be beneficial so post some photos here when you get into the silk, that way we can all be, um, sportive.

Some how you have all become Yoda to me.

I must be at least a C cup.

I wonder if I can find this new equipment in blaze orange?

(it's helping already)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Silkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

I know you have the best deer pole pictures in the world. I'll bump the fuzzy windchime thread in hopes that you will decorate it with some world class vintage photos.

ND, Skane and others all, To you luck good this weekend coming

northern dave - L O L, catchin is it? threads fun more needs.

muscles good face, outwork overdue ! !

Honk! Honk! Hear that?! The Blaze orange short bus is here ready to take all you yoda tard talkers to the big woods !

LOL dang yall got it bad!

been hunten for a month we have

in rubbing it are ye?

uff da.

mind lost gone bad.

Ups bring box cabelas.

heaters buddy 2, refurb.

troof cam primos improved and new.

life battery percent 200 better more.

shutter silent no sound.

leave home go camera up. camp i go. store i stop C-cell batteries, tag for deer, spicy peanuts I buy.


forget camera home oops.

around turn, camera get.

again I try, pass store, camp i go... batteries wrong.

C no good, D cell cam troof take.

Around turn store go. D cell buy.

Camp I am... cross swamp, steps many. Set camera, good it looks.

SD card at cabin, oops again

Cross swamp steps many.

SD card in drawer, pocket I put.

Cross swamp steps many, camera again.

Set camera, turn on, card in, date set.

swamp I cross, steps many.

Home I go.

Mind gone, function not.

dave, check your fuse box... i think your comprehension fuse is blown.

Wife says I talk good up till season but ven I come hoom I sount yust lik my grampa. Vell ya, I guess shees got a point der den.

Most importantly,..Packed [b][color:#3333FF]Anti Monkey Butt (no..no..don't click..)[/color][/b] to prevent Baboon Ass...?

Da truff cam don't tell the truff on the packaging. I can hear it on mine and they both said that on the package.

Ya der hey. she takes a good week to quit talkin like vwe do at da camp, eh? dat ol lady wants me to shower too der ven vee come tru dat crotch door. Says vee stink like da buchks vee been chasin.

I donno nuttin bout dat. I tink she'd got von dem screws loose in the top shelf, eh.

Oh no. I hate wearing panties. I can't ever tell which side goes up front.

4

It's times like dis I tink about movin up nort, yah know?

"stop makin so much noise, yer wakin me up?

"I vanna know how big dat crotch is, an if i haffta take it apart an if it has vindows in it."

Make a good vood shed owt of it...

Wife my says come home I talking like Savage Jackpine a.Think I she's got ticks wood her in hair!

"Da state poleece invettigating say dat Mutty had drilt a hole in a board and put two shot glass eyes on it and called it his girlfriend reeta...."

"yoop news" from yoopers album "one can short of a six pack"

"Mutty wood sleep wit dat board and do da nasty wit it every nite..."

Vut speaking you vuz of? Shoot deer time addle da brain, jah?

Dumbkopf! Is same rules for manlies: Yeller in front, brown to the rear.

"Moostie cracks a beer, it's time to celebrate, Rufus killt da first buckch since 1968."

Great, a thread encouraging kawiese...

I started calling firends at work here today on speaker phone and grunting at them with the flextone.

they are all used to it by now.

Knife now sharper I did make last night...

I sharpened every blade I could find, even the junky stuff nobody uses. then I sharpened the plastic butter knives in the camp kitchen drawer, then i sharpened all the flashlights and playing cards... sharpened the table legs, sharpened my pillow case... Pam made me stop, she said it was getting far too dangerous ...

Wait I can't.

Ve are goink to shoeat dem deers in da fayace as zun as posi-bleh. Der vill be mooch shooatink unt hollerink at zee campen fleurven. Uunnnnntttttttt!!!!!!!

Loading is my ridink wagen. Zo icksighted Im abut tooh pooap mine bloomeres.

Iss dat yew Klowse?

lol!!

Berbul gerbulkaka, voop dakoosh temoo kuglug glugwaaaahhhh....

Glah glah glah...
Skoo be zooshta ping!



Jellbeen?

Jez. Unt Davie hose ahboot da lederhosen? Va-shed jet?

Biedevay Davie mine namenhosen iz Zandy.

Zandy Klowse.

Started here rut. Deer as for the, when, dunno!

7mms a couple truck in soon very.

Uuuunt!

And some here wonder how shots get wild, buck fever is real, whether strong or mild.

Forgive please, speaking in toungues was I.

Madness overcome.

leiny amber classic sooth bottles plenty.

Stew elk/deer on stove..

Meet never before have they, good frinds they are in stew now pot.
Colorado Minnesota stew, eat plenty good. Empty freezer, make room bang flop.

Hotel North Dakota Minot stuck I am, beer cheap, and food delivered, happy I am not....

Muchlee bangen floppen.

Floppen zee plentee.

Bangen floppen, oont bang zee uber floppen! Floppen wiederholen! Rosa spritzen! Floppen, floppen!!

Home soon you be?

knowing I am not

I fixed the heater on the old 77 F150 tonight, it wouldn't be opener without the old pickup at camp.

orange clothes are being washed with that fancy shmancy hunter laundry sope... then tumbled dry with cedar branches...

(troof)

Food is coming together... 1 and 1/2 work days and I'm going to camp!!!

tonight making nudder knife more sharper...

I out ran of knife dulls.

Bullet I poison tipping am now.

Plays well not with others do I

Out Roud Raff!!

Boy!
You guys got it bad!
Saturday hunting I saw 30 deer, only 2 bucks...neither were shooters though.
So yesterday I go deer hunting, since I ruined my squirrel broadheads I now have a thumper....after no action in the evening I decided to thump a squirrel...."thump" I get one! He's alive but paralyzed.
I figured I would kill him when I get down in a bit, but an owl had other plans....he swooped down and flew off with my squirrel!!! Lol

my trigger finger is starting to itch......
better go pack some more.

That one got me. That's classic Dave right there. I had coke spew out of my nose on that one.

What???

I do that you know? I really do.

Today, I'm hovering over my phone with the flextone grunt tube in my office... listening to a friends extra lengthy voicemail instructions when a guy walks in my office...

I hold one hand up with the "halt" signal and give him the "shhhh" and he has to wait and watch me hovering over my office phone with the grunt tube waiting for the beep...

Then I start my lengthy doe bleet/buck grunt concert and hang up. I put the grunt tube down, turn and look at the guy waiting in my office (an employee) and say "ok, what's up man?"

He couldn't stop laughing, I think he forgot what he came to see me for.

Guns are packed and then unpacked then repacked...

Had to slip a sprig of spruce under boys noses to help sleep.

Boys tied antlers to labs head and orange ribbon bows around his neck.....

Wife keeps muttering soon soon soon under her breath. Runs and hides when I start sniffing and snorting.

I ran to GM for an emergancy box of shells. The place was hoppin. There was a line snaked around by the check out, I almose turned around and walked out but realized it was the line for buying liscenes.

The kid at the register told me they have to work thrusday and friday or get fired...I told him it would be worth it to get to camp on time.

I know you aren't lying. That is why I reverse inhaled cola through my sinus cavity. Had it been any other member, I would have chuckled and known it was a joke. You post stuff like that and I know there is no faking--you probably even have pics, a video, or a sound file to back it up.

packing clothes tonight....

Wooooo!



half a day work tomorrow.

I think I'm gonna go hunting tomorrow..........

meaner.

Season doesn't open in Texas till Sat, but I am taking a day off tomorrow and making the trip out. Maybe I'll even try to shoot a coon or two tomorrow night...

Our archery is on now too, I am just not participating this year in string and stick hunting.

You need to buddy....

Things like this happen.

that's awesome!

I keep saying "one day when I get time for it again"

Nice buck Tom!


Dave I didn't read the entire thread but will admit I was damn near as excited the night before opener a couple weeks ago as I was over 20 years ago.

The anticipation is still there, almost sort of a surreal feeling right after hunting up a buck.

Is that from today? Nice buck Tom!

No, that's last years.

So far I am deerless this year, I'm seeing em but they are not cooperating.

Little bucks and button bucks are sticking to me like glue..the does and big boys are staying out of range where it's safe.

One day of work left. Wifes not feeling well. One kid vomiting. Sleeping on the couch . Body covered in hand sanatizer. I will not fall!

wife has things poking and kicking out at her belly, times two, but they are both little boys........so it may be best I stay home this year.

Stay home and hold her perfectly still so she doesnt deliver until AFTER hunting season....

Trust me.....


If she delivers during hunting season you will be cuitting season off short for the next 20 years so as not to miss the " Birthday Party"...

They are not due until January, but she delivered early for our daughter, and she was only carrying one.

BTW daughter will be 1 on thanksgiving........

almost tipped over when the doc said there was 2 hanging out in there

If they are boys, as you say, maybe the birthday parties will end sooner for you, and be replaced by " Birthday Hunts"!

ingwe, on second thought, they are both boys, so after the first few birthdays let us say six, I may be able to just serve them cake at deer camp............hmmmmmm

might need a ruling from the poobah on this one

Ruling from the Poobah says.................









Birthday Cake at Deer Camp!!!

Soon is shot time deer....

here I sit, soon is time..

Got a side port in that thing for handling the side effects of over-hydration?

don't miss!

I'll keep a big empty gatorade bottle up there for wizzing and passing kidney stones & such.

For the moment, I'm pain free, which is so amazing it makes me feel like I'm 30 again, maybe even twenny fyve

Now... Yep, now the deers are in big touble.

A sickly ND hobbling around in pain is one kinda threat, but a healthy pain free ND is a differnt kind entirely.



Don't fight your destiny my fuzzy brown walking freezer pleasers, don't fight it... Shhhhhh

Boooom!

fuzzy brown freezer pleasers?

Now that is good!

Watching you tube to count down the minutes to noon is not helping!!!!!

Well doods...

This deer hunter is signing off.

It's deer camp time, good luck to all.

Punch a .264 sized hole in one on the close side and a nice golf ball sized one on the other...

Trying like heck.

remember the call... "buck buck buck buck..."

That's how you call a chicken in you dodo.

I have done reached my fuzzy brown freezer pleaser limit for rifle season. I hunt in a "hunters choice" area (197),and can only tag one deer a year in those zones,in all seasons.


next up,muzzleloader season. in a" managed" area,limit two.

I have my lubber glubs reddy for an emergency surgical procedure on a non responsive deer.

I'm planning on performing this procedure in a couple/few hours...

Two shots, two deer, zone 242.

Life is good, tenderloins were tasty.

hmmm... temderloins... mmmmm

Still nothing for me. My surgical gloves remain unused...

Sadness have I...

dave - I know I sort of cheated, but it messed up my truck door BUT I have had FRESH lendertoins. Andy G would say 'umm umm good'. Maybe you'll get some soon. GOOD LUCK

Did you follow my old advise to hang truck doors in a tree stand so you can roll the windows down and shoot deer from a tree?

No, but I LIKE it.

I always figgered I see more from my truck so I got the idea to hang a truck cab in a tree or at least a pair of truck doors to look out of.

dave - I like a guy who uses his brain for something beside to keep his ears apart!

heading out after the delicious forest creatures again after work today for a few or 4 days...

I'm not so sure there are any deers in them woods though, last week was really poor.

Kinda thought the rest of the season would slip away from me. Opened a Email today that contained a Invitation to Camp 99. Guess Ill have to take another swing at em this weekend.

Good luck to you guys still going at it.

I can't believe I'm posting on this thread.

Opener next Tuesday 11/15. Last minute preps this weekend. Got a couple guns to sight-in. Been eatin' fresh chops supplied by my younger son's skill with a bow on our home property, all financed by good-ol' dad, of course. Good times are here.

Time soon shotting deer, shotting and shotting, bangin-floppin-floppin-floppin!

I'm hopin for much bangin and floppin.

I dug this up, this old post. Reading through silly stuff like this helps me get into that zany goofy pre deer hunt mood.

This'll help...

Flop and Flop and Flop and Flop!!!!

Here Dave:













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Soon is deer shot time !

T - 1.5 days.

I'm even wearing "orange" @ work !

Paul.

I had the processing stuff out and the little-guy asked me if he could help me make a deer into food again this year (I let him stuff chunks into the grinder with a paddle last season).

Now I am REALLY ready to head up north.

i think people that have a "deer camp" to go to suck!

This is true.

The dirty buggerz.

It can get worse. My deer camp is only 25min from the house...... (grin)

Even so, my whole family loves to go stay there and get away from TV, computers, bills, mail, telephones, laundry, and so on. When we are at camp it is bonfires, warm pajamas, stuffed bellies, bunk beds, good whiskey, muddy boots, empty brass, blood stains, and dogs sleeping on the couch. My wife adores the place. Go figure....

I'm huffing hoppes in a plastic sammich bag....

Long as it's not Copper Killer.

Bridge is out in front of our camp, so we now have to take the long way around through timber company dirt roads. I pointed out to the wife that deer season is most certainly open as evidenced by the number of High-Life and vienna sausage cans we were seeing.

mmmmm, high life......

Actually I'm not sure i have any hoppes. lemme check...

Yep, I do.

Hoppes, outers, rem oil... all kindsa chit.

A squirt of rem oil on your knees and elbows will help keep you limber. As will a few cans of High-Life......

shhhhh.
I heard something......

I tot I herd a buk shnort....

Fuzzy wind chime!

eye see wut you did there....

You guys should get yer old ladies to sniff Tink's. It's fun to watch.

It's soooooooo on my friends. I'm gone. Out to lunch, coo-coo, bonkers, nutz-o.

Yeah but, what about the lumps?

Fluffy, the 450 Marlin, second from the left looks familiar.

Good luck everyone. We have to wait till the 23rd.

For those of you old enough to remember there was a scent called Pete Ricards. Came in a red/white squeeze bottle. Looked just like the bottle that 4 Way Nasal Mist came in. My late brother was a heavy 4 Way user at the time. While bow hunting one fall day he had a need to use the nasal spray. Pulled out the red/white bottle and stuck it in his nosen and squeezed. Ended up with a nose full of Pete Ricards. Darn near fall out of his tree stand.

Why is my mind's eye making my brain laugh uncontrolably at this thought?

for the record, you can still buy Pete's at Fleet Farm. I saw it on hump day.

HUMMMMP DAYYYY!!!!!

Whhhooooop! Whhooooo!

Oklahhhhh-homa-oklahoma-oklahoma!

Soon my red Richard.
Me kill-um three so far. One each week.
land of where Sun rises many many deer.
We start killing when corn still green, no stop till fat man, red suit fly home, drop shiny ball on many Yankees.
Only then rest.
my tee-pee have many freezers, fill with deer and rainbow fish.

Fill-em heap big plenty, deers and rainbow fish.

Do you want us to get the Genital cuff..?

Crap, I thought I was ready, but I can't find my "Butt-Out" tool anywhere. What do I do?!?!?!?!?!?!

Check behind you.

Almost made it trew Monday.

It's week of opener.

Gonna be rough.

White bear, pass that tinks bottle, no backwash!

Almost time to do the hakki lunta dance.

Good luck man. I've got 12 days

12 is too many days.

We.. I basically have 3 more days at work. Taking Friday off, and Monday next week.

I've lost it.
100%

TWELVE LOOOOOOONG DAYS!!!! Dayum!!!

Dude, you caught the Kawi-itis.

Just a few days here. Lost my mind has been.

You're telling me man......I'm going ape chit here

Cool Dave,

Glad the passion has runeth over you !

I have a plan to help you:

Regale us with the strategy for opening weekend. Who's hunting where & most importantly, which stand is PAM GONNA NAIL ONE FROM ?

Paul.

Deer don't have a schedule or a plan, and neither do I.



I'll find out where I'm going opening morning when I take those first 15 or 20 steps out the cabin door.

Literally whichever way the wind takes me.


Pam will be hunting from her cozy elevated shooting house overlooking a grassy meadow.

My still hunting route will end with an intentional mini drive which would press deer towards Pam's stand. She will not be in the stand though, she will be back in the cabin sitting on the couch with a blanky and a cup of hot coco.

I know where I'm going, but once I get there I have no idea.....80,000 acres to try and find them suckers

Friday and Monday off for the opener. I work today and Thursday. Range session wednesday to re-re-re-re-re-re-re-check the rifles.

And the revolver.

These two shifts are going to take FOREVER, I just know it.

You ladies are going to hate me because im beautiful, but I have 11/7-11/18 off. Then 11/22-11/24, then 11/27-12/1.

2:00 P.M.

I'm gonna take my bow, go sit in the deer stand, and intentionally NOT kill anything tonight.....just cause I can.!

our's starts on the 16th. i'm off the 14th-28th

Our season starts on the 16th and I can feel the fever taking hold of me. Got my main rifle and revolver zeroed and ready to go. Vacation for the 15th-18th approved and the whole week of Thanksgiving off, too.

Got to watch a small, narrow 9 pt chasing a doe from the back window of my barn for about a half hour this evening. He spent several minutes browsing around about 20yds from my main stand. That really helped fuel my fever!

It's on. I went and checked 100 and 50 yard zero's for the .223, .270, .308, 30-30, and 44 magnum rifles, then 50 and 25 yards with the Super Blackhawk.

Finished up with an standing/offhand shot at 100 with the .270 and then the .308. Both shots were within 2" of the bull.

IS IT FRIDAY YET?!?!?!?!?!

get another 1/2 dozen rifles and you'll be able to keep up with ND.

Im leaving at 2am to make it to my stand before first light.. 200miles of giddy anticipation for some RUT hunting with a bow!

In my defense, I do lend at least two out opener weekend each year, so I really only have three for me. And the handgun.

I mean, it isn't like you would go deer hunting with one knife, would you?

Excitement is definitely building.

I hate to break from my indecisive overkill habits, but I might just grab one rifle for myself on my way to camp on Friday.

Maybe.

























Maybe not.

Well no. That would be just silly.

Which one?

I'm bringing two.

Well, I was doing ok until you asked me to choose one.

I think I'll go with the marrugchester 77-70-88-1895 .308/264x300/450weatherbychesterlin magnum.

Sure it's heavy and has lots of mechanisms and looking sights and such.... very involved and complicated, but it's so g'damn versatile.

The thread title made me think here goes Kawi again.

It's maybe a little kawi-esque

Not on par, but perhaps similar.

I'll be 16 ft up in a double ladder with my 45/110 next Saturday which is a tad unorthodox for a buffler rifle but ought to be a hoot anyway..

I thought you were going to tell me

"old Betty Lou" she's dah one. A triple barrel, radar lazer, uzi, double scoped, heat seeeeeeeeeekin shotgun!.

seeeeeeeeeeee-kinnnng shot-gun!

LMAO!!

TZone and ND, you're killing me with those references. I got busted quoting that song to a female coworker this morning, specifically the line, "And there he was, gone!"

Chicks just don't get it, neither do human resources managers....






I don't care. In a few days it'll be just me, a rifle a deer stand and an alarm clock. Them coworker chicks can kiss my empty chair.

Hat is orange, soon is gone, hunting am I.

I find the term Human Resource Manager ironic. I mean they're all friggin robots for the most part. No personality, no sense of humor, not human.

My ex-wife didn't really think that was ironic or funny. Which fit right in to the "no sense of humor" part of the equation.

So der she was .... gone.

+1

Life is much less stressful that way....

I tot I herd a buk-snort...

For whom the bell tolls..


It tolls for Bambi�.

Ooops sorry....trying out da grunt call donchaknow

Fear for the lovely miracles of the forest, I come not in peace.

Delicious walking meat snacks....

Meals on heels.

I'm just glad I'm not the only one. I've got all the knives sharp and the clothes packed....

I went out Saturday, and saw a bobcat.

Been sick ever since.

I think the deer are using biohazard on me to keep me from killing them, and sent that mf'n cat in to deliver the package.

It's dead too, if I see it again.

F'ing cats.

In recent years I can honestly say I've seen as many bobcat as I have seen deer.

Problem is, I have to wait till blackpowder deer season to shoot bobcat. (typically)

I should check the regs for this year and see exactly when bobcat opens, be good to know.

Coyotes aren't a concern, legal to shoot them year round.

Im approaching the longest hour of the year....the last hour of work before deer camp.

Ror. That's friggin classic.

" Meals on heels"�ND has added yet another term to the American Deer Hunter's Lexicon. 'Freezer Pleasers' is a fave too�

soon is time, make fuzzy wind chime...

Ya goof ball.

Paul.

And Yet another!


Bambi Armageddon is scheduled for Monday at Casa de Ingwe�..

Good Luck Tom,

Dinks ?

Paul.

Wouldn't fuzz on a wind chime kind of defeat the purpose?

fuzzy wind chimes

What do they sound like?

Delicious!

It takes a lot of wind and it has to get really cold, and even still... it's just kind of clunking sounds. Not very loud, but it's a nice sound.

There is a distinct possibility of a dink being cut down before he reaches his prime�.

That second buckpole is at Skip's in Grayling, only a few miles away from where I hunt in Michigan!

Bruinruin - we open on the 15th brother! don't want you to be a day late!

That's awesome! They were random photo grabs from a quick google search.

T minus 52 hours until Bambi Armageddon�.

Killt a 235lb field dressed buck with double drop tines tonight post pics in a bit. West central wisconsin with a bow

you suck.

Today was the Arkansas opener, Warm and windy and not much moving.

Temps are supposed to start dropping in the next couple of days so that should help.

dont I though lol

Geez. That looks like a deer, only bigger!

Soon it is time, sausage made....

bahaha! You be right, my friend.

Mmmmmmmm.......Sausage......

In the spirit of deer season, I thought I throw in this pic from the weekend, as it says "November" to me.

Nice buck. Congrats!