Minutes from the Secret "Clique" meeting - 11/15/05
The secret clique meeting was convened, as scheduled , with all of the usual secret members in attendance. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
The minutes of the last meeting were read, aproved,and seconded. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
New business, all of it secret was than discussed, and various pressing issues were decided upon. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />
One item that was discussed was the pronunciation of the term "issues".....a small contingent of attendees were in favor of making mandatory the popular citified vershion ......................ISS-YEWS. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
This was defeated by Redneck majority, who felt that the prevalent ..................... ISHAS would suffice. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Also in a majority were attendees that chose to wear tinfoil hats,of their own design,with most following the more or less dominant Sthalhelm version. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
The design of one's tinfoil hat should be of a personal nature......and this led to an unfortunate, albeit funny altercation <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />...........one of the secret clique members chose to introduce advanced STEALTH technology into his design, by modifying the surface with an aluminum meat tenderizing hammer <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />..............( it does look like a laudible, and promising design feature)...............However, when one of the other attendees showed a marked interest in the design, the purveyor of same chose to introduce the modification while the poor soul was WEARING it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />..............after a brief, and lively, brawl some order was restored by the secret Seargeant at Arms <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />, and the unfortunate victim now feels that it will be the optimum time to pursue long considered hair transplant operations. Given the current aspect of his head, nobody will notice the "plugs" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />..................and there's a special on , down at the local plastic surgeon's this month. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Of course, this is all just low grade gossip intel.................. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
The REAL business of this meeting cannot be discussed, because it's a SECRET. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Watch those black helicopters, GTC <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
The minutes of the last meeting were read, aproved,and seconded. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
New business, all of it secret was than discussed, and various pressing issues were decided upon. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />
One item that was discussed was the pronunciation of the term "issues".....a small contingent of attendees were in favor of making mandatory the popular citified vershion ......................ISS-YEWS. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
This was defeated by Redneck majority, who felt that the prevalent ..................... ISHAS would suffice. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Also in a majority were attendees that chose to wear tinfoil hats,of their own design,with most following the more or less dominant Sthalhelm version. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
The design of one's tinfoil hat should be of a personal nature......and this led to an unfortunate, albeit funny altercation <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />...........one of the secret clique members chose to introduce advanced STEALTH technology into his design, by modifying the surface with an aluminum meat tenderizing hammer <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />..............( it does look like a laudible, and promising design feature)...............However, when one of the other attendees showed a marked interest in the design, the purveyor of same chose to introduce the modification while the poor soul was WEARING it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />..............after a brief, and lively, brawl some order was restored by the secret Seargeant at Arms <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />, and the unfortunate victim now feels that it will be the optimum time to pursue long considered hair transplant operations. Given the current aspect of his head, nobody will notice the "plugs" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />..................and there's a special on , down at the local plastic surgeon's this month. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Of course, this is all just low grade gossip intel.................. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
The REAL business of this meeting cannot be discussed, because it's a SECRET. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Watch those black helicopters, GTC <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />