Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts ReceivableTax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline FuelTax
Airport MaintenanceTax
Building PermitTax
CigaretteTax
Corporate IncomeTax
DeathTax
Dog LicenseTax
Driving PermitTax
EnvironmentalTax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment (UI)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Gasoline Tax (too much per litre)
Gross ReceiptsTax
HealthTax
Hunting LicenseTax
HydroTax
InheritanceTax
InterestTax
LiquorTax
LuxuryTaxes
Marriage LicenseTax
MedicareTax
MortgageTax
Personal IncomeTax
PropertyTax
PovertyTax
Prescription DrugTax
Provincial Income and sales tax
Real EstateTax
Recreational VehicleTax
Retail SalesTax
Service ChargeTax
SchoolTax
Telephone FederalTax
Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
WaterTax
Watercraft RegistrationTax
Well PermitTax
Workers CompensationTax


THINK THIS IS FUNNY?


Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago, & our nation was one of the
most prosperous in the world.We had absolutely no national debt, had a large
middle class, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.




What happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'

60 yrs ago there was no universal health care in canada,nor was there cpp and old age pension not to mention ei and welfare or them home owner grants the goverments like to pass out 6months before every election etc etc etc etc. Don't go blame the politicians for what all of us have been slurping up at the public trough...As the baby boomer gen ages they are becoming more and more of a drain on our resorces and economy Perhaps we should start euthinizing all the old people.....

Let me think about that....what do you consider to be old?? It will help me determine my outlook on the idea.

Those old baby boomers built everything you have, kid. Governemnt expenses could be cut in half by any rational-thinking individual who has been used to living within his means. A huge portion of the taxes in existence today go to pay for the administration of the taxes themselves in a system so convoluted it defies description. Of course many of the taxes are disguised by being called "fees for services". When a service is mandated, it is a service no more. GD

How true [bolded]...all you have to do is try reading the Income Tax Act....

I think you just like to "STIR THE POT" !

And some wonder why the INM has lost its original idea.

INM?? This thread is about taxes...not illegal roadblocks.

Same #^$&^& FN dont pay taxes.....you dont think that feeds the masses to get them mad?

Nope, lots of corporations and CEOs don't pay taxes....status FNs have equality with them...most urban FNs and Metis pay taxes same as everyone else. :-)

I realize there are more taxes. I also know that our standard of living has increased over the same time period as well. Yes, our government wastes a lot of money and there is no doubt rationalization of all government entities is needed.

Now that is funny and true

I can, but we spell it "F-I-L-T-H" here.

We are lucky...at least we don't have dictators yet.