If God had wanted texans to ski....
1 - He would have given them a mountain.
2 - He would have made BS white.
And Canada, as the late Robin Williams observed, is "like a loft above a really good party."
Kentucky Windage;
Good afternoon to you sir, I trust this finds you acceptably well.
We've been fortunate to travel a little bit in the western states and provinces - enough to get a wee flavor of the locals anyway and I can see where one could reach that conclusion.
To a few of your countrymen - this must represent the "average Canadian sense of humour"
Now all that being said, duly noted and taken into account - I'd opine that the late Mr. Williams didn't spend much time on "the Rock" as the folks from Newfoundland sometimes call their home.
The human body can't take much more partying than those folks are capable of - or so I'm let to believe from being around some of them. A trip there is definitely high priority on my personal bucket list for a number of reasons.
Anyway sir, just a thought for your consideration on the last Friday of September and nothing more.
All the best to you this fall and good luck on your hunts.
Dwayne