A woman was looking for a man so after all attempts failed she decided to put an ad out asking for a man who was a good lover and would never leave her. One day she heard the doorbell ring so she went and answered it. A man with no arms and no legs was there and explained he was there because of her ad saying "I have no arms or legs so I'll never leave you!" so she asked "What about being a good lover?" and he replied "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

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