The Hindus don't recognize Buddah
The buddhists don't recognize the Hindus understanding of God
The Jews and the Christians don't recognize Mohammad
The Protestants don't recognize the Pope as leader
It seems that only the Mormons and the Baptists recognize similarly
The Baptists don't recognize each other and the Mormons don't recognize each other in the liquor stores or in Hooters.

Three little guys from the 'hood were playing in the alley behind the church when the minister happened to notice them. In an effort to bring The Word to the nations, he inquired as to the state of their baptisms. Finding that they had not experienced that, he asked if they would be interested. Always willing to seek out adventure, they said that they would be interested. Taking them into the church, he found that the font was empty and that the water was off in the whole area. Not wanting to miss out on the opportunity, he baptized them with water from the commode. Returning to their play, one of the recently baptized pondered aloud as to their church affiliation. After some thought, one of the others stated, "Smells to me like we're probably 'Pisscapalion."

Apologies in advance for those wishing to embark upon a fatwah.