wife told the husband she wanted a "boob job" thinking it would make her more desirable, the husband says just rub toilet paper between them! the wife asks why rub toilet paper between my boobs...the husband says " have you noticed how big its made your ass?"

I think I saw that guy's obit in the paper this morning . . .

I would guess you are probably right, If a man wants to live a
long and happy life he does not talk like that to the little
women! haha
Larry