Need I say more?

An Iowa cattle rancher/land baron walks in to a hunting-shooting forum -----------

Nuff said.

Good Brother, good to see you down here in the "basement".

And, while you are going about, bestowin' titles on folks,
one more time, can't you make me a Duke, or Earl, or somthin' that pays better?

And, have you ever tried to derive enjoyment from watching the Pro Bowl?

Didn't know what a pro bowl was. I know about toilet bowls though.

Well Keith, as bowls go, a toilet bowl, or any bowl for that matter, just might provide more entertainment than the 'Pro Bowl".

Hench the post in the joke section.