Make American Airlines Great Again - 02/08/17
Dear Airlines,
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. They are actually male, are they not? Replace all those moody, cranky old female flight attendants with YOUNG, good-looking strippers. What the heck - they don't even serve food any more, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a party atmosphere going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary thus saving even more money.
Some suspect travellers would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win - win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why has it not been implemented earlier? Why do I all the time have to start everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bugger
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. They are actually male, are they not? Replace all those moody, cranky old female flight attendants with YOUNG, good-looking strippers. What the heck - they don't even serve food any more, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a party atmosphere going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary thus saving even more money.
Some suspect travellers would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win - win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why has it not been implemented earlier? Why do I all the time have to start everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bugger