Bubba and Earl were hunting deer one afternoon and Bubba shot a monster buck. After dressing it, they started dragging it back to camp, which was about 3 miles away. They had only gone a couple of hundred yards when Early suddenly grasped his chest, did a couple of pirouettes and fell over dead.

Several hours later, Bubba finally arrived in camp with his deer, soaked with sweat and totally exhausted.

As everyone in camp was admiring the tremendous buck and congratulating Bubba someone finally asked, "Where's Earl?"

"He dropped dead about 3 miles up the trail.", Bubba replied. "Heart attack, I think."

"What". You left Earl out there and dragged the deer back instead?"

"Well, yeah". Bubba replied, mopping the sweat from his brow. "I didn't think anyone would steal Earl."

A guy accidently shot hus hunting buddy and took him to the hospital. He asked the doctor if his buddy was going to make it. The doctor replied, "he would have if you hadn't of gutted him".

Bubba and Earl are out fishing. Earl says to Bubba "I'm gonna divorce me wife" Bubba replies "why ya wanna do that?" Earl says "That woman ain't said three words to me in the last month" No one says anything for a while. Finally Bubba says "Ya might want to rethink that Earl. A woman like that is hard ta find."

Bubba and Peggy-Sue met at a Hooter's a few years back, fell madly in love and got hitched within a year.

After 5 years of marital bliss, one morning at breakfast Peggy-Sue said to Bubba, "Honey, we gotta talk."

"Sure", said Bubba. "What's bothern' you?"

"Well, the house needs paint, our carpets are getting worn and I would like a new kitchen."

Bubba paused a moment then replied, "Babe, times are kinda tough right now. Maybe we should think about that before making any rash decisions."

Peggy-Sue responded, "You know, if you were to sell a few of your guns and downsize from that huge bass boat and cancel your annual Montana elk hunt for just one year, we could afford to get some things done around here."

Bubba looked across the table at her and said, "Peggy, you're starting to sound like my ex-wife."

With that, Peggy-Sue lost it. "You low down S.O.B !!!" , she screamed, "You never told me you were married before!"

"I wasn't."

good one.