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#1325842 - 03/23/07 02:33 PM Please add your own
BLG
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs rolling around in a pile of leaves?








Russell
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#1325846 - 03/23/07 02:34 PM Re: Please add your own [Re: BLG]
Whelenman
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[quote=BLG]What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch?







Phil


Edited by Whelenman (03/23/07 05:06 PM)
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Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Bret Favre.

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#1325848 - 03/23/07 02:35 PM Re: Please add your own [Re: BLG]
Whelenman
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[quote=BLG]What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?










Bob
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#1325915 - 03/23/07 03:06 PM Re: Please add your own [Re: Whelenman]
vacrt2002
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What do you call two guys, no arms and legs on either side of the window?





Curt and Rod
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#1325916 - 03/23/07 03:06 PM Re: Please add your own [Re: vacrt2002]
vacrt2002
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What do you call a woman on the beach with no arms and legs?





Sandy
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#1325932 - 03/23/07 03:16 PM Re: Please add your own [Re: Whelenman]
Whelenman
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[quote=Whelenman][quote=BLG]What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door










Matt
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Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Bret Favre.

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#1326112 - 03/23/07 04:50 PM Re: Please add your own [Re: Whelenman]
Jim in Idaho
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?






Art
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#1326143 - 03/23/07 05:06 PM Re: Please add your own [Re: Whelenman]
Whelenman
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bog?







Pete
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#1326614 - 03/23/07 09:35 PM Re: Please add your own [Re: Whelenman]
JLarsson
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that waterskis?








Skip.
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#1431786 - 05/14/07 04:23 PM Re: Please add your own [Re: JLarsson]
HeavyMetal
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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs?



don't matter what you call him,he can't get there..........
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#1437123 - 05/17/07 12:43 PM Re: Please add your own [Re: BLG]
mattwig
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs at the bottow of your swimming pool?






Dwayne

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#1440967 - 05/19/07 07:36 PM Re: Please add your own [Re: mattwig]
MarshallOk Nick
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a tiger's cage?







Claude

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#1441286 - 05/20/07 12:30 AM Re: Please add your own [Re: BLG]
MissTreated
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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
















Ilene.



What if she's Asian?










Irene.
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#1454996 - 05/27/07 11:29 AM Re: Please add your own [Re: MissTreated]
the_shootist
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What do you call an Irishman standing still at the poolside?












Patty O'Furniture.
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#1463041 - 05/31/07 08:01 PM Re: Please add your own [Re: the_shootist]
MarshallOk Nick
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If all the women with big boobs work at Hooters, where do the one legged women work?







IHOP.

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#1557778 - 07/23/07 02:03 PM Re: Please add your own [Re: MarshallOk Nick]
Fast_Ed
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing baseball?





Second Base.
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#1573517 - 07/30/07 04:49 PM Re: Please add your own [Re: HeavyMetal]
peepsight3006
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What do you call a woman with only 1 leg? Ilene

Same only oriental? Irene

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#1600826 - 08/12/07 11:42 AM Re: Please add your own [Re: peepsight3006]
passport
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I just re-named my softball team "off constantly".

I did this so when we get out butts kicked and the other team is running around yelling " we beat off constantly"!!! We have the last laugh \:\)

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