#1325842 - 03/23/07 02:33 PM
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BLG
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs rolling around in a pile of leaves?
Russell
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#1325846 - 03/23/07 02:34 PM
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Whelenman
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[quote=BLG]What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch?
Phil
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Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Bret Favre.
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#1325848 - 03/23/07 02:35 PM
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[quote=BLG]What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob
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Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Bret Favre.
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#1325915 - 03/23/07 03:06 PM
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What do you call two guys, no arms and legs on either side of the window?
Curt and Rod
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. -Abraham Lincoln
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#1325916 - 03/23/07 03:06 PM
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vacrt2002
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What do you call a woman on the beach with no arms and legs?
Sandy
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#1325932 - 03/23/07 03:16 PM
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Whelenman
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[quote=Whelenman][quote=BLG]What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door
Matt
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Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Bret Favre.
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#1326112 - 03/23/07 04:50 PM
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Jim in Idaho
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art
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#1326143 - 03/23/07 05:06 PM
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Whelenman
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bog?
Pete
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Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Bret Favre.
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#1326614 - 03/23/07 09:35 PM
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that waterskis?
Skip.
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#1437123 - 05/17/07 12:43 PM
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mattwig
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs at the bottow of your swimming pool?
Dwayne
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#1440967 - 05/19/07 07:36 PM
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MarshallOk Nick
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a tiger's cage?
Claude
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#1454996 - 05/27/07 11:29 AM
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the_shootist
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What do you call an Irishman standing still at the poolside?
Patty O'Furniture.
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#1463041 - 05/31/07 08:01 PM
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MarshallOk Nick
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If all the women with big boobs work at Hooters, where do the one legged women work?
IHOP.
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#1557778 - 07/23/07 02:03 PM
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Fast_Ed
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing baseball?
Second Base.
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#1573517 - 07/30/07 04:49 PM
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peepsight3006
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What do you call a woman with only 1 leg? Ilene
Same only oriental? Irene
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#1600826 - 08/12/07 11:42 AM
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I just re-named my softball team "off constantly".
I did this so when we get out butts kicked and the other team is running around yelling " we beat off constantly"!!! We have the last laugh
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