A man walks into a diner and sits at the bar. the waitress walks over and the man tells her he would like a bowl of chili and some crackers.
the waitress apologizes and tells the man they had just run out of chili. the man was upset because he had really had his heart set on a bowl of chili. at that moment he noticed a gentleman sitting down from him with a bowl full of chili just sitting there.
He politely asked if the man was going to eat it, and upon saying no, the man slid it over to him.
he went to work on the chili and savored every bite, it was delicious! but once he got half way done eating he noticed a dead mouse in the bowl. he proceeded to throw up every last bit of chili back into the bowl and turned to the man who had given it to him. the man looks up from his paper and saw what had happened and said " Yeah, thats as far as I got too."
Never take chili from strangers!!!!!!!
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"God created man, Sam Colt made em equal"
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