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Storms like this make more yankees move down here.

geez, we haven't finished prosecuting the last batch.

It won't last forever....Global warming.

And when summer comes the Johnny-Rebs move north to escape the heat/humidity..

Most of the snowbirds here can't afford to stay on their limited retirement income. Now they bitch because the spring breakers are ruining their winter vacation. Rates go up in March. The yankees try to bring everything with them so they don't have to buy anything while they are here. The spring breakers, come to spend money, not bitch. We get the good crop too, mostly families.

so....where is "here" ???

Which state is your Airstream permanently-hopelessly docked in at?

seriously doubt that

Probably all them twice-voting democrat jews migrating back up

We take the blizzard's you take care of our old and cranky. Don't be afraid to keep a few extra snowbirds for summer

They are actually criminal investigators following the yankee migration back north. Condiments (salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, sugar, creamer, etc.) and the like disappear when the snowbirds leave. Their attitude is that they paid for the stuff, one way or another.

I hope y'all Yankee boys have a good wood stove. The power is going out!

Please do keep the cranky snowbirds. When they come back up north for summer they have a crankiness build up from not being able to bitch and whine all winter. So they are extra sensitive to summer insects, humidity, heat, wind, rain, sunshine, moonlight, fog, animals, children, sound, silence..... Pretty much just miserable fockers that are impossible to be around at any time for any imaginable reason.

Thereby raisng the IQ of BOTH places!!!!

Only if they go to TN.

Now that I'm started, has anyone here ever paid for a slice of lemon with a glass of water? Well in the winter that will cost you $1- $2 around here. Why you ask? Because the 'birds are too phugging cheap to buy a glass of lemonade. They used to use the sugar on the table and make their own. You can't even leave sugar on the table. If you do, they take it when they leave. A whole bowl of lemon wedges is complimentary come March.

I wish we would have a storm of significance in western Colorado. 5" of snow in Steamboat Springs for January doesn't make for good skiing or irrigating crops next summer.

I'm so sick of the weather hoopla. Yes, 3' of snow is a problem. But its no Oklahoma tornado, its no hurricane, its just snow.

3' of kittens would be more of a problem than 3' of snow.