This fellow buys a parrot, only to learn the bird has a habit of swearing.
One day when the preacher came calling, the parrot was on such a swearing streak, the owner put the bird in the freezer to shut it up.
Well, as these things will happen, out of sight, out of mind, and time passes with the parrot still in the deep freeze.
The parrot, now with a long ice sickle on it's beak, turns to a frozen turkey, and asks, "And what did you do"?
