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Today I had to go to the hardware store.
As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for a parking space.
I flagged the driver and pointed out a handicap parking space that was open and available.
The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said, "I'm not handicapped!"
Well, as you can imagine, my face turned red!
"Oh, I'm sorry," I said. "I saw your “I'm Ready for Hillary” bumper sticker and just assumed that you suffer from a mental disorder."
She screamed some nasty names at me.
Boy! Some people just don't appreciate it when you're trying to help them out!
Bob
I met a French guy the other day. I asked him "Do you speak German?" He said "No." I said "You're welcome!"
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Today I had to go to the hardware store.
As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for a parking space.
I flagged the driver and pointed out a handicap parking space that was open and available.
The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said, "I'm not handicapped!"
Well, as you can imagine, my face turned red!
"Oh, I'm sorry," I said. "I saw your “I'm Ready for Hillary” bumper sticker and just assumed that you suffer from a mental disorder."
She screamed some nasty names at me.
Boy! Some people just don't appreciate it when you're trying to help them out!
Bob
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I guess if Pa can't afford a shirt, it'd be silly to wonder why he doesn't have a scope. He's got the rings so I guess he's savin' up! Nice dress by the way. You might be a redneck if... ![[Linked Image]](http://cloudfront.boreburn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/prom10.jpg)
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I guess if Pa can't afford a shirt, it'd be silly to wonder why he doesn't have a scope. He's got the rings so I guess he's savin' up! Nice dress by the way. You might be a redneck if... You don't need a scope with those "ghost" rings see thru sights. 
Only a dingleberry, not yet a Turdlike person, maybe someday!!! I am happier than a retard in a room full of bouncy balls right now!! Joe.
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"The 375HH is the greatest level of power you can get for the investment in recoil." (JJHack)
79s and losttrail, biggest waste of air.
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I guess if Pa can't afford a shirt, it'd be silly to wonder why he doesn't have a scope. He's got the rings so I guess he's savin' up! Nice dress by the way. You might be a redneck if... Lets ask the Lil Golam...in the tree.
Trump HAD the World, ", Trump saw our children, "
Trump saw a way to make a brighter day so he started giving
There was a choice he was making, he was saving our own lives
Its true he made a brighter day for you and me. --Trump WINS 2016
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