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Three nurses working in a morgue discover a dead man with a hard on, the 1st nurse says 'I can't let that go to waste', & rides him. The 2nd nurse does the same. The 3rd nurse hesitates & explains she is on her period, but does him anyway. Then the man sits up & the nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead. The man replies 'I was, but after two jump starts & a blood transfusion I feel f*ckin great!!!'



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You know what they say -

'The morgue the merrier!'

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Well, so much for the ol saying "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach."



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WTF are nurses doing in a morgue?

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First aide, of course...


And second...

and third...

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Originally Posted by readonly


WTF are nurses doing in a morgue?



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Originally Posted by PaleRider
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WTF are nurses doing in a morgue?
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Oh, for crying out loud.
I was so busy laughing I completely overlooked that.

You win!
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Originally Posted by readonly


WTF are nurses doing in a morgue?


U sir are what's known as a "Joke Killer" or "Cpt. Killjoy"

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Readonly made a funny!
Pale Rider pointed it out.

At least I overlooked it because I was laughing...

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Perfectly logical. It was the hospital Morgue and because no orderly was available, the nurses were asked to take down to the morgue. whistle
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