Dunno if this has been posted before here.

But, if you're travelin, or at store you don't go to all that often, and you don't get the discount unless you got a "card" with that store, see if they can look it up by telephone number.

Then, tell the number is: (local area code) 867-5309.

Just like the song.

Works every time.

AND, if you decide to sign up for a card somewhere, give em all the false info you want, but make sure you put (AC) 867-5309 as *your* phone number.

You'll get lots of extra bonuses.