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Chinese guy goes to a Jewish store........ #11396586 08/25/16
Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,366 Atlanta hatari OP Campfire Ranger
OP hatari Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 23,366 Atlanta	A Chinese guy goes to a Jewish store to buy black bras, size 38. The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs. He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each. The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the Jew's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each. The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?" The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to the Jews for $200.00 each." Description: cid:2.839768085web111714.mail.gq1.yahoo.com "The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

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CEJ1895 Campfire Outfitter C Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 8,639 Connecticut	Speak softly and use a big bore... Where's El Cid when we need him...

Re: Chinese guy goes to a Jewish store........ hatari #11397101 08/25/16
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T LEE Campfire Kahuna Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 73,096 Punta Gorda, FL	George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you! Old cat turd! "Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison. I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me

Re: Chinese guy goes to a Jewish store........ hatari #11397200 08/25/16
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Everyday Hunter Campfire Tracker Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,279 Northwest Pennsylvania	What's a "pair" of bras? Steve. "I was a deerhunter long before I was a man." ~Gene Wensel's Come November (2000) "A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user." ~Theodore Roosevelt

Re: Chinese guy goes to a Jewish store........ hatari #11397208 08/25/16
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Re: Chinese guy goes to a Jewish store........ Everyday Hunter #11397313 08/25/16
Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,158 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle
ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,158 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn...	Originally Posted by Everyday Hunter What's a "pair" of bras? Steve. If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: Chinese guy goes to a Jewish store........ hatari #11398155 08/25/16
Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 7,689 Memphis, Tn K keith_dunlap Campfire Outfitter
keith_dunlap Campfire Outfitter K Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 7,689 Memphis, Tn	^^^^ i'd rate both of them as an A+ ! if a man speaks, and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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