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A young blonde woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for.
I'm off on a voyage in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a voyage would proivide a fresh start and would give her life new meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain.
"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food, shelter, and the chance to take this voyage, - and he's screwing me."
"He certainly is lady," the captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry.
Tolerance is the virtue of a man without convictions
A positive attitude will not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it a worthwhile effort.
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Why? Seems like an equitable arrangement to me... 
"Minus the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the Country" Marion Barry, Mayor of Wash DC
“Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution.” ~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
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Better yet, make it a blonde snowflake who's distressed over Trump's election, and she's taking passage to a socialist paradise in Cuba!  7mm
"Preserving the Constitution, fighting off the nibblers and chippers, even nibblers and chippers with good intentions, was once regarded by conservatives as the first duty of the citizen. It still is." � Wesley Pruden
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Better yet, make it a blonde snowflake who's distressed over Trump's election, and she's taking passage to a socialist paradise in Cuba! 7mm ROFLMAO 
Ed
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes the person who never asks is a fool forever.
The worst slaves are those that put the chains on themselves.
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