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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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I like the new Bros Osborne song "It ain't my fault"
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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I interviewed a lady for a receptionist position a couple months ago. When I asked what hobbies she had she said she like to drink beer and party. She didn't get the job.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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In high school I crapped my pants at least once a week on my way to school. I'd show up late in Sister Mary's office explaining that I'd had to turn around to go home and change my pants and sometimes even shower before heading back toward school. I got no sympathy, but regular detention. She was a hard woman with pretty inflexible ideas about young men and their bowels.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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As Jack Nicholson said,
" never trust a fart, never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on".
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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As Jack Nicholson said,
" never trust a fart, never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on".
One out of three ain't bad.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Had a scraper Operator worked for me, years ago.
He came in for work the day after he had a vasectomy.
Tough bastard, had a buncha rugrats by a buncha lovelies.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Jan 2001
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You hired someone and actually expected them to show up as scheduled! What is this world coming to?
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