I knew a bartender who kept a .25ACP Colt in his hip pocket. At home one night his wife yelled up from the basement that she was doing a load of laundry and for him to throw down the pants he was wearing. When the pants hit the concrete floor the gun he'd forgotten about discharged and put a bullet straight into her ass cheek. He never lived it down, and she never forgot.
"You can lead a man to logic, but you cannot make him think." Joe Harz
"Always certain, often right." Keith McCafferty
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