There is a new sheriff,judge and jury this year the ancient one has stepped down and I have been anointed the chosen one to carry the torch. I am a 3 time Dinkathon champ including back to back wins (I was robed another year but that is water under the bridge)
I am a firm but just ruler and that said rules count and here they are as follows

1. Dink must be a male deer

2. Pictures of dink must be provided as proof of kill and dinkhood

3.Pictures of junk as support of sex

4.Style points for weapon used picture of weapon in photo helpful *bonus points if dink i shorter than weapon*

5. The bribe is an integral part...Bourbon and Fine Cigars are favored

6. In the event of a discrepancy the HMF(thats Head Mo Fo) will rule and that ruling will be final...BTW I'm the HMF

May all who try enjoy success or lack there of true success hunting!

I now pronounce 2019 Dinkathon season opened (season closed last of Jan)

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My dog is a member of the "Turd Like Clan"

Covert Trail Cameras are JUNK

3 Time Dinkathon Champion #DinkGOAT