Originally Posted by Old Ornery
We ordered TP online, EBay. Well the idiot UPS delivered it to the house across the street. We confirmed delivery address and signature from UPS. Wife went over and asked for package. Mrs Lee said she didn’t receive any package from UPS, same name on amazon package was on their front porch. Not our favorite neighbors now.


100 years from now, descendants of both families recount to The History Channel how the feud traced back to a mistaken TP delivery and some dishonesty in the midst of a non-diarrheal virus outbreak and inexplicable TP hoarding/shortages.


Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.

"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.