My wifes grandpa started each day with a half a jelly glass of Brandy and a cigar.He worked until he was 86 when he died.He would pinch the ass of every young woman he could and was completely unrepentent.Me and him was buds.

Its all right to be white!!
Stupidity left unattended will run rampant
Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience