Here I sit all broken hearted Tried to schitt but only farted
My dad saw that about 50 years ago in a stall. He had my professor brother translate it into Latin. He's putting it on his headstone. A metaphor of his view on his life.
Google translate:
Sedeo fracta molliter Sed modo conatus schitt farted
FWIW
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender