Originally Posted by MarineHawk
Originally Posted by Torqued
Here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to schitt but only farted



My dad saw that about 50 years ago in a stall. He had my professor brother translate it into Latin. He's putting it on his headstone. A metaphor of his view on his life.

Google translate:

Sedeo fracta molliter
Sed modo conatus schitt farted


FWIW


If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli

American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender