I share the same malady.

Couple years ago I was getting ready for a hog hunt, and decided I should take a S&W M66 along. I went digging for it in my safe, and discovered I had 4 of them... I think they were having sex in there and making new ones, I swear I couldn’t have bought that many revolvers and not remembered it...


"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars