Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by BobBrown

She is a dolt , but I’m thinking she is jealous of your minivan.


Renting a car a few months ago I convinced the girl behind the counter to upgrade me to a minivan free o' charge.

After she conceded, she asked "Why do you want a mini van so bad?"

I replied: "White guys in minivans don't get stopped for DUI."

She did not laugh.

Hilarious

Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty