Alright, this isn't the "proof" but it's something for Tootie to think about as he ponders how to decline the wager without looking like a lying douche.

Now, Toot claimed he was a big shot with some inside info. He very clearly stated that I was not promoted.

.gov is all about records. If Toot is a lying scumbag, there would be a notification sent out prior to the official action being put into your personnel file. It would look something like this:

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Now, Toot, you know and I know you are a lying scumbag. Now is the time to either take the bet, or try and deflect and pretend you are not the lying scum you really are. YOU made the statements about me. Back them up. It's only $2,000. And I still have to prove you're lying about the vax status thing getting me "sent home."

(Oh, here's a hint: when you try to avoid responding to my bet and brush this off as me bragging, you just look like a bigger lying douche, since you made the initial assertion)