McBrag, Let’s apply your internet fantasy to what would happen in the real world where some here actually live and not tucked safely away down in their basement.
For the so many here with short attention spans I’ll use the summary form.
Goes like:
Would you tell the court your name, please?
I.’M. McBrag
You claim to have irrefutable proof of your assertions?
Yes.
Please share them with the court.
I can’t.
Why is that?
It’s too much information.
How were you to prove your assertions?
I was gonna give them to my Internet friend and pay him to validate them.
Is a Internet friend a persona whom you don’t actually know in person?
Yeah, like a pen pal you see. We’re good buddies and I have a bunch over in the Jury Box.
The jurors, did you ever promise any or all of them any monetary or material benefits of any kind at any time?
Yes I did but it’s for the children and I trust them to see that’s gonna get,,,,,
Your Honor, in the absence of unredacted proof and any that we might have gained coming from an unknown 3rd party being paid to validate the proof which is hearsay only and in view of the plaintiff’s having offered money and goods to the jurors, the defense prays for your dismissal of the case.
The court finds this case as dismissed with prejudice and further admonishes the jury to search their own consciences before serving.
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
