Like in that parable I suggested, the frog thought it was irrelevant that the scorpion was a scorpion. But it certainly was relevant, because scorpions always behave like scorpions. You can never trust them not to.
That is why I think we would all be better off acknowledging that immutable fact just as Toot did.
Serious reply:
I'm not saying I'm "rich" like Toot has bragged, but I have enough to completely and royally destroy any lawyer that I pay who lies or discloses my personal info.
Remsen is perfect for this specific task because of the position it puts Toot into.
I thought Toot and I were bros. Not to spill any secrets that y'all don't already know, but rumor has it that Jews cover for one another, even if it means employing massive, unbelievable lies (like 80 million people voted for a senile scumbag). The odds are that once I get proof Toot is a Jew (a circumcision certificate signed by a licensed mohel works), I'll do whatever it takes to make him win.
