If someone wants to come here and have a vested
interest in the success of the nation and its
institutions and citizenry, fine. Come on down.
Learn to use English and read and write and
park in the driveway and bathe regularly and
only drive sober.
If you're here to get in line for the tit and WU all
your earnings out of the country to be spent
elsewhere, stay away
I can cut my own grass and do a much better job
at it than any border jumper that's ever swam
across in the last 180 years
