Took dad, he's 93, for his pre-op session last week.
Nurse: Mr Allen, do you feel safe at home?
Dad: (after brief pause) ...the only thing I'm scared of is my wife.....
Me: Uh Dad, that's actually what she's asking you..............
They even let her pick him up to go home after surgery.... all is good. Crazy old fart!
Brief story:
He and a buddy are in Basic together DI: anyone here think they can shoot a shotgun?? Dad and buddy raise their hands.....
After running a dozen or so without a miss they were told to get back in line..............
