No, your family contacts the local news media about your racist execution at the hands of the poleeese. Sharpton holds a march and leftist minions burn the place down while looting in your honor. The mayor, governor and Obama make speeches covered by all the major news networks about what a good boy you wuz and how you wuz turnin yo life round. Some two-bit huckster lawyer sues the government and your family wins $5 million in the ghetto lottery; except the lawyers get 40% and the government takes back another million in taxes so you might get $2 million. All your relatives, friends and, well, anybody really, shows up wanting to borrow money. Your lady develops a crack habit and snorts up Peru with the remaining money but has to bang her drug dealer in the end when it’s all gone and eventually dies of an overdose when she gets a batch laced with fentanyl.

And they all lived happily ever after.

The end.

PS - please be sure you have the right skin tone before playing. Failure to do so will get you ejected from the game.


Yours in Liberty,

BL