I haven't been on a dirt bike in 30 years. Last couple of years I wanted to get back into it. I got bad knees and a sketchy back.
Went to a friend's house for dinner and in his garage he had a kx60 in the corner. Asked him if it ran, he said tank was full.
After about 20 minutes I came back and told my wife I'm buying another one, just a grown up version.
She just smiled and said I know.