Blond man shouts to his wife from the bathroom that he needs help with shampoo. She asks if he can't find it. He replies that he found it, but it says it's for dry hair and he just wet his.

Blond man responds to the ring of the doorbell to find a large envelope lying on the mat. Envelope is stamped "Do Not Bend". After trying for two hours to figure out how to pick it up without bending, he gives up and leaves it there.

Blond man frantically shouts into the phone that his wife is pregnant and her contractions are two minutes apart. The doctor inquires if this is her first child. Man shouts back, "NO! This is her husband!"

Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.

Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)

Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.