If it's the text with the midget porn guy with the one inch wank banging a knot in a tree....I already got it and opened it.........in court. So, excuse my trepidations when I receive texts from the likes of you,Les and Keith.
Opening up stuff like that when you're talking to some detectives and a female prosecutor swiftly shifts the nature and tone of my serious negotiating abilities.
P.S. I've texted you before haven't I,Dan??
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails. William Arthur Ward
