Bob, add some of that fake tanning crap to list for Keith's legs when he wears his thong.
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I hope Keith doesn't want a tanned butt,too!
Buddy my legs haven't seen the light of day since college. I burnt them good back then. I'll be just fine in a pair of jeans. Besides ingwe wouldn't loan me his leopard skin thong!
Besides if I wore a thong you guys would all have to gouge your eyes out!
That's it. I'm shipping a bottle of eye bleach along with my rifles.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
