That nutria was 50 ft. tall , at least I thought so..
The back half of it, which was the only part still above the weedbed after you cut it in half (what the hell caliber howitzer was you shootin', junior?) was twenty-seven-point-four feet long, according Kim & me's best guess from back at the truck. Of course, all we had to measure with was our beer cans, but using state of the art triangulation methods, that'll do.
Yer just lucky we didn't let Bobby loose on it with his knife while you was lining up the shot. He prolly woulda spanged that bullet right back at ya with the dull side of his Benchmade and caused you permanent injury.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
