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I hope ya kick the shhhitt out of the alcohol that WAS in you life. My wives parents were alcoholics . Her dad said I am going to quit or I will die trying. He quit. He was an alcoholic if there ever was one. My mother inlaw would die if they didn't have it daily. As a result we dont have alcohol in our house execpt vodka . We use it to make vanilla extract and have a case of beer in our house for beer batter dread . As a result I have a 19 yr old son that never tried alcohol. Alcohol sucks. I hope you kick this for you , your wife and kids. Thanks bro. Travis Jesus...
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I've been schit faced all week. LMFAO. Travis the Great Lol
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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I'm confused, Did Travis jack off on the pillow or not. You're gonna have to wait for April fools 2017 for that one
I probably hit more elk with a pickup than you have with a rifle. I have yet to see anyone claim Leupold has never had to fix an optic. I know I have sent a few back. 2 MK 6s, a VX-6, and 3 VX-111s.
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So predictable it's boring. Come on Clark, you need to up your game.
How bout jail time? Assault with a deadly weapon with some supporting media releases, house fire, wife murdered, children kidnapped, paralyzed from the neck down, severed appendage, burned head, grossly disfigured by an industrial accident, parents taken hostage by the Mexican drug cartels, airplane crash, tornado, sister abducted by bright lights, something.
Tree stand fell with you in it, hit by a car, struck by lightning, piano fell out a 4th story window on your head, car crushed by a meteor, attacked by grizzly bear while paintballing him drunk, crashing a college party and getting busted for contributing to the delinquency of a minor, gas explosion at home, welding accident, spear through your head, gangrene of the penis, frostbite, spontaneous combustion, poltergeist in the house, rat invasion, insurance fraud, federal arrest warrant, loss of swimming pool privileges, something. This one deserves mention. I laughed so hard it hurt.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Was this all an intended April Fool's Day joke from the start of the 1st post in March?
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward
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I'm confused, Did Travis jack off on the pillow or not. +1 
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All this trickery to make Fireball look like a genius. And here I thought that was impossible. If you think this thread made Fireball look like a genius, you might be a "genius." Dave Certainly confirmed everything I already knew about you.
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I'm confused, Did Travis jack off on the pillow or not. You're gonna have to wait for April fools 2017 for that one The worst thing about this whole thread is I found out Sam shops at Pier1........ That's phuggin' creepy and sad.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Was this all an intended April Fool's Day joke from the start of the 1st post in March? Nope. Just decided to make it that way around noon today. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Was this all an intended April Fool's Day joke from the start of the 1st post in March? Nope. Just decided to make it that way around noon today. Travis LOL!!!
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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All this trickery to make Fireball look like a genius. And here I thought that was impossible. If you think this thread made Fireball look like a genius, you might be a "genius." Dave Certainly confirmed everything I already knew about you. You still feel that I'm handsome, intelligent, and able to find a wife without use of the internet? Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I hope ya kick the shhhitt out of the alcohol that WAS in you life. My wives parents were alcoholics . Her dad said I am going to quit or I will die trying. He quit. He was an alcoholic if there ever was one. My mother inlaw would die if they didn't have it daily. As a result we dont have alcohol in our house execpt vodka . We use it to make vanilla extract and have a case of beer in our house for beer batter dread . As a result I have a 19 yr old son that never tried alcohol. Alcohol sucks. I hope you kick this for you , your wife and kids. Thanks bro. Travis Jesus... Please leave the kykes out of this. I detest anti-semitism. Clark
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Your best defense was that you a pitiful drunk.. that way things could be explained and pity could be had. But alas, you're just a run of the mill, dime a dozen idiot.
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Call outs.
Carnal knowledge with pillows.
Dubious transactions.
Personal slights.
Etc.
For the long term health of this once great forum I felt it was in the best interest of all concerned to notify Mr. Bin of this thread. >flame suit on< He answered within the first day you clueless butt-fugk. Clakr That's the Jerry Springer heeb/white-trash goyim way. Nothing new. Take_a_knee, BigSqueeze is that you? Couldn't be. One's a poser and the other is dead. Let the committee note you answered in the affirmative.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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Was this all an intended April Fool's Day joke from the start of the 1st post in March? Nope. Just decided to make it that way around noon today. Travis ------------------- Then the first post was solid and sincere? No BS?
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
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Best April fools EVAH!!!
Thanks for the laughs guys.
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Was this all an intended April Fool's Day joke from the start of the 1st post in March? More like 2/6/16.
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Tell the "committee" to go [bleep] themselves and then suck-start a Glock.
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But alas, you're just a run of the mill, dime a dozen idiot. ?? I always say, embrace your lot in life - regardless of the eleven around you.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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Best April fools EVAH!!!
Thanks for the laughs guys. --------- You think so, huh? I'll await a answer I'm looking for first. I hope I'm wrong in what I'm thinking.
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
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