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if it's got tires tracks or tits it's trouble.
norm
There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle----Robert Alden .
If it wern't entertaining, I wouldn't keep coming back.------the BigSky
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You would rather try to skin a gorilla in a phone booth, with a rusty pair of nail clippers, than mess with me.
Some mornings, it just does not feel worth it to chew through the straps!~
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Grinnin' like a jackass eating sawbriars. through a bob-wire fence
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Campfire Member
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How many of you can decipher this phrase.
"Jeet?" Yeah, me an Billy Roy caught a mess of catfish, and Mom cooked them up with some collards and cornbread.
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Campfire Savant
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Well, just fart in the damn jug.
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Campfire Savant
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Colder than a witches titty
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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I hit you so hard, so fast you think I'm in your pocket
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Ranger
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I'll put my boot so far up your ass you'll be tasting Kiwi (shoe polish) for a week!
That's just the meanness poppin' outta you! (some one gets sick)
"Flatter'n a road-kill red wiggler!" (speaking about a flat-chested girl)
"Built for speed, not comfort" (speaking about a really skinny girl)
"Might a well walk over her as around her, the distance is about the same."
Ed
"Not in an open forum, where truth has less value than opinions, where all opinions are equally welcome regardless of their origins, rationale, inanity, or truth, where opinions are neither of equal value nor decisive." Ken Howell
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Campfire Tracker
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Crazy as a peach orchard boar.
Squattin' in tall cotton. (You have to experience this to appreciate)
'Four legs good, two legs baaaad."
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"Jimmy, some of it's magic,
Some of it's tragic,
But I had a good life all the way."
(Jimmy Buffett)
SotG
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Savant
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You boys are telling some stretchers
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Campfire Savant
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You boys are telling some stretchers
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Campfire Savant
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Loadin' coal in a cotton wagon.
What's the story with this one anyway?
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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Campfire Tracker
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Not intending on being a jerk, but didn't you post it?
I can tell you that in my experience cotton wagons would be to lightly constructed and porous to be of much use hauling coal.
'Four legs good, two legs baaaad."
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Some of it's tragic,
But I had a good life all the way."
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